For sale: A rare, custom, supercalafragalistic, deluxe, mint condition, one of a kind Cleveland Browns pool cue with a medium, sort of high, deflection shaft. This is not one of those sucky new cues where the Browns orange looks like the University of Syracuse. This stick uses the original colors the team had back before Art Model made a deal with the devil and moved them to Baltimore. The reaper did not come soon enough for that bastard!
This bruiser of a cue was hand crafted by one of the finest cuemakers on the planet #32 in your programs and #1 in your hearts; Jim Brown. It is a little known fact that after his acting career went south, and that dreadful role in Mars Attacks, Mr. Brown invested in a lathe and started turning his own shaft, I mean shafts. Please see attached certificate of authenticity and image of Mr. Brown with the cue.
The stick is perfectly straight except for the slight bend to the right from being stored in my attic for the last 3-years. But if you constantly use left english you will never notice it.
The butt of the cue is actual artificial ivory as is the ferrule. The tip is a genuine hasenpfeffer incorporated leather tuscadero. The weight is somewhere between a Kindle Fire HD7 and a WNBA basketball.
Even if you don't play pool this cue has tons of other uses:
Use it as a comfortable marshmellow toasting stick
Ya know that girl you wouldnt touch with a 10' pole..........................
The next time some Pittsburgh Steeler fan asks how many superbowls your team has been to, smash her over the head with it
Unscrew the stick, add a string to each end and voila nunchucks
A pole vault pole for a little person
A hiking stick for your trek up the AppalachianTrail
Use it to chase those damn kids off your lawn
Throw it over your shoulder and carry 2 buckets of water with it
Use it to pick-up trash during your alcohol related community service
Use it as a selfie stick or better yet use it to smack anyone with a selfie stick
Asking $3,800 cash or PayPal, Friends and Family only, with no mention of a pool cue in the description. Gotta be careful of those ivory sniffing customs dogs. Check out my trader rating its perfect I have no bad deals.
No low ball offers. Will consider a trade for a low mileage mint condition 2015 Toyota Tundra. This deal won't last!
Please note no elephants were harmed in the manufacture of this cue.
Additionally, some or all of this information may have been fabricated, but the asking price is indeed accurate.
This bruiser of a cue was hand crafted by one of the finest cuemakers on the planet #32 in your programs and #1 in your hearts; Jim Brown. It is a little known fact that after his acting career went south, and that dreadful role in Mars Attacks, Mr. Brown invested in a lathe and started turning his own shaft, I mean shafts. Please see attached certificate of authenticity and image of Mr. Brown with the cue.
The stick is perfectly straight except for the slight bend to the right from being stored in my attic for the last 3-years. But if you constantly use left english you will never notice it.
The butt of the cue is actual artificial ivory as is the ferrule. The tip is a genuine hasenpfeffer incorporated leather tuscadero. The weight is somewhere between a Kindle Fire HD7 and a WNBA basketball.
Even if you don't play pool this cue has tons of other uses:
Use it as a comfortable marshmellow toasting stick
Ya know that girl you wouldnt touch with a 10' pole..........................
The next time some Pittsburgh Steeler fan asks how many superbowls your team has been to, smash her over the head with it
Unscrew the stick, add a string to each end and voila nunchucks
A pole vault pole for a little person
A hiking stick for your trek up the AppalachianTrail
Use it to chase those damn kids off your lawn
Throw it over your shoulder and carry 2 buckets of water with it
Use it to pick-up trash during your alcohol related community service
Use it as a selfie stick or better yet use it to smack anyone with a selfie stick
Asking $3,800 cash or PayPal, Friends and Family only, with no mention of a pool cue in the description. Gotta be careful of those ivory sniffing customs dogs. Check out my trader rating its perfect I have no bad deals.
No low ball offers. Will consider a trade for a low mileage mint condition 2015 Toyota Tundra. This deal won't last!
Please note no elephants were harmed in the manufacture of this cue.
Additionally, some or all of this information may have been fabricated, but the asking price is indeed accurate.
