Whenever our LO has shirts for us, he always asks, "What size do you want Terry"?
I usually say, "Pregnant Man size".
He then knows, XL for me.
When I was younger, much younger, I wore a Medium. You could see my chest and abs rippling thru. I had the makings of a 6 pack. OK, it was actually a 3 pack but you could see it.
Now days, its more like a 24 pack, beer, steaks, baked taters, potato chips etc.
At 56, I'm pretty sure my women chasing days are over. The only things that I chase these days are fish, and they don't care.
Also don't do canoes solo. Ever see a canoe do a Wheelie?
