calcutta vs. golf vs. pool

[Banker Burt]

This says it all...

I've never claimed to be a great pool player. I only bolt together when I have the nuts. I haven't picked up a cue in over 6 months. Do you play golf? Drinking contest? Darts? Poker? Basketball? Or perhaps fight?

Since you all are havin so much fun beatin on this thread, I agree with those that show a little appreciation for a job well done. I can also "Agree to not agree" after reading this post.
You only bolt it together when you have the nuts, eh?
This says it all...