Can't find your Cue? Married?

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Reading my emails at 5 am today and one says this,

Dave, I need another Cue, I can't find mine. My Wife says she may have put it somewhere but she can't remember where.


I emailed back to say this;

I can tell you what happened to it, first you must understand.

Why does a woman close her eyes while making love?

She can't stand seeing a Man enjoy himself.

Must be the same thing with the Cue, she knew you enjoyed playing pool.




We'll see if I ever hear back from him again, if she gets the email first, chances are I never will, if he gets it first, I bet he buys two.
 
Reading my emails at 5 am today and one says this,

Dave, I need another Cue, I can't find mine. My Wife says she may have put it somewhere but she can't remember where.


I emailed back to say this;

I can tell you what happened to it, first you must understand.

Why does a woman close her eyes while making love?

She can't stand seeing a Man enjoy himself.

Must be the same thing with the Cue, she knew you enjoyed playing pool.




We'll see if I ever hear back from him again, if she gets the email first, chances are I never will, if he gets it first, I bet he buys two.

IMHO - he needs a new wife much more than a new cue.

Dale
 
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