Counterfeit Money

I heard from a friend that if you dip/soak the fake bills in coffee it gives them a life like feel. (once was a bored college student)
 
Luckily never got a counterfeit bill, but I do own the filthiest dollar bill in existence. Looks like a crackhead shit it into a pile of meth, then a meth freak ate it and shit it out into a strip club toilet. Maintenance guy fished it out and got a minute of love from the tranny stripper before tucking it under her nuts, and then she bought a candy bar with it. From there, I got it in change from the vendor, and for the past 2 years my friend and I trick each other into betting on random things to force it on each other. Last time I ended up with $1301... 13 brand new legal bills and the scourge of the currency world. Win some, lose some.

Funniest post on the board in weeks. I've been debating with true jackasses this week, so this post was truly needed.
 
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