Your right of course Mr. Duke, it wouldn't be fair. Fair would be some of that balabuska chalk from ebay. I hear it is a collectors item, and for your informative posts on this forum you should get something of real value.
And on topic. A sneaky pete cue to me is a plain, four point, full splice, all wood cue with idealy no collar or decorations. A joint collar on the shaft and maybe a small decorative ring on the butt still qualifies, though isn't needed. More than that, like what Josey or Mark Bear does isn't really a sneaky pete in my mind anymore. A plain Jane cue is one to me is one with one type of wood, maybe some small inlays in the butt sleeve, and a wrap. Simple rings are ok. Fancy rings like in a prewit make it more of a merry widow type cue , which is just a step up imho. Also think cues made from valley or duffern house cues are sneaky petes excpet for maybe a duffern ebony high run.
Just my .02 of course.