DITKA VS. Shane V.B. and Godzilla

1 Pocket Ghost said:
Actually, DA COACH was offered that cue first, but he didn't want it because he doesn't need it.....He can just use any cue off the rack and easily beat any player at any game.....And DA COACH ia a blue collar guy - he sneers at anybody using a fancy cue like that - and if you catch him in an ornery mood, he just might ask to see the cue for a second, and then break it in half over his knee and hand it back.
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SHEEEE-HIT
that would followed closely by Brasky devouring Ditka and crapping out an actual bear 3 days later while breast-feeding a litter of wolverines
 
Neil said:
Ever have the feeling that everybody else is in on the joke, and you are so far out of it that you just don't get it and then become part of the joke?? Well, that's ME!
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There you go, Neil. Now ya got it. George Wendt, tried to tell everyone on SNL years ago about the prowess of Da Coach. Some would not listen and yet even today Da Coach has more converts due to his refusal to dodge any competition in any sport.

Dateline: Tijuana, Mexico; Armed with no cape, epee or weapon of any form, Da Coach, slays El Toro with a single head butt that would leave arch angel "Michael" in envy. DITKA, when asked how tough a competitor El Toro had been was quoted as saying, "Dick Butkus was tougher".
 
sizl said:
But will he be in PINSTRIPES when he does it?;)
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He just might, Sizl. George was smart enough to let his sons negotiate his contract and he is back with the Yanks. The Yankees might do well without Ole George at the helm.
 
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