Do You Need Cash to Play Pool?

[NewStroke]

ACORN has a great program that shows you how to get gambling money as well as gas money to get to the pool hall. They will also show you how to write it all off at tax time. During that time they will also show you how to get the government to pay for your food and rent.

If you are lucky, they will also show you how to purchase the PERFECT AIMING SYSTEM.

 

[KoolKat9Lives]

ACORN has a great program that shows you how to get gambling money as well as gas money to get to the pool hall. They will also show you how to write it all off at tax time. During that time they will also show you how to get the government to pay for your food and rent.

If you are lucky, they will also show you how to purchase the PERFECT AIMING SYSTEM.

Do you have the missing link NewStroke?

 

[swrooster]

Even a blind nit finds an ACORN every once in a while....

 

[berlowmj]

H&R Block

ACORN has a great program that shows you how to get gambling money as well as gas money to get to the pool hall. They will also show you how to write it all off at tax time. During that time they will also show you how to get the government to pay for your food and rent.

If you are lucky, they will also show you how to purchase the PERFECT AIMING SYSTEM.

I hope your experience with them was better than H&R Block. Although, I suspect that you are speaking in jest, it is likely that a pool hustler could incorporate as a business. The mob does so in casinos all across the country.Theater coaches, message therapists, & diversity experts all incorporate as small businesses.

 

[tom351]

i wonder if i can shoot an air barrel and have california send them an IOU???:grin:

 

[btoneill]

For those of you who have missed the humor...

Read this on ACORN and their issues: http://www.timesheraldonline.com/editorial/ci_13436746

Basically the non-profit organization gave advice on how to do things like setup a brothel to hookers and pimps

Brian

 

[NewStroke]

Thanks Brian, sometimes I assume too much.

Dan

 

[btoneill]

Thanks Brian, sometimes I assume too much.

I run into the same problem a lot as well... I just normally let people assume I'm a complete idiot because to them I sound like I'm talking nonsense... Of course, most of the time I am!

Brian