East Coast in Sept

[landshark77]

So since you are treking this way in a few weeks can we expect to see you at the MD State Chapionships?

Sept 10th-11th - Maryland State 9-Ball Championships

Bill and Billies CueSports

1244 Ritchie Highway, Arnold, MD

410-544-8185

$2000 added + US Open Qualifier

Open to WPBA Touring Pros

It is about 4 hours from NYC...you could fly into DC or Baltimore then head up to NYC.

Please say yes....I wanna go two and out and I'll need your help, ROTFLMAO!!!! Plus, it is not that far from the shore and One is gonna need some one holding a flash light when his raft...er, boat sails in.

 

[TheOne]

So since you are treking this way in a few weeks can we expect to see you at the MD State Chapionships?

Sept 10th-11th - Maryland State 9-Ball Championships

Bill and Billies CueSports

1244 Ritchie Highway, Arnold, MD

410-544-8185

$2000 added + US Open Qualifier

Open to WPBA Touring Pros

It is about 4 hours from NYC...you could fly into DC or Baltimore then head up to NYC.

Please say yes....I wanna go two and out and I'll need your help, ROTFLMAO!!!! Plus, it is not that far from the shore and One is gonna need some one holding a flash light when his raft...er, boat sails in.

Its THEOne! (or MrOne, or SirOne )

I'm still waiting for delivery, have you bought me the barge yet (make sure it has a plug that fits)?

I was just going to head for that beacon of liberty and head for NYC!

 

[landshark77]

Its THEOne! (or MrOne, or SirOne )

I'm still waiting for delivery, have you bought me the barge yet (make sure it has a plug that fits)?

I was just going to head for that beacon of liberty and head for NYC!

First off THE is reserved for icons....like THE Jimmy Buffett or THE Sarah Rousey. Once you have earned the title THE I will refer to you that away. Until then you are One.

As far as the barge...YOU HAVE TO WORK IT'S ACQUSISTION OUT!!!! If I can't claim you on my tax return then I can not help you out. If you needed like a 95 cent burger maybe we can work something out. Maybe you should contact the folks in Cuba??? They seem to know how to get here on a tight budget.

And BTW, you may have a problem at the "beacon of liberty". I here boarder patrol wants documentation to enter the country. You might have better luck with a fence hunter holding a flash light in a less populated area.

 

[TheOne]

First off THE is reserved for icons....like THE Jimmy Buffett or THE Sarah Rousey. Once you have earned the title THE I will refer to you that away. Until then you are One.

As far as the barge...YOU HAVE TO WORK IT'S ACQUSISTION OUT!!!! If I can't claim you on my tax return then I can not help you out. If you needed like a 95 cent burger maybe we can work something out. Maybe you should contact the folks in Cuba??? They seem to know how to get here on a tight budget.

And BTW, you may have a problem at the "beacon of liberty". I here boarder patrol wants documentation to enter the country. You might have better luck with a fence hunter holding a flash light in a less populated area.

I didn't realise tax returns can be used to "claim" people? If that's what you had in mind you can keep the boat I'll fly to cuba and hitch a ride! Know anyone with a torch miami way?

RoyalOne

 

[landshark77]

I didn't realise tax returns can be used to "claim" people? If that's what you had in mind you can keep the boat I'll fly to cuba and hitch a ride! Know anyone with a torch miami way?

RoyalOne

Well Sir Royal....you claim people that you SUPPORT on your tax returns, thus making a bigger exemption....and less tax owed. IMO, if you are big and rich and can afford to fly maybe you should fly directly to the US??? It maybe safer, however, if you are big on visiting Miami maybe Mikey Mouse can meet you???

BTW, WHERE ARE YOU MELISSA?!?!?!

 

[landshark77]

So since you are treking this way in a few weeks can we expect to see you at the MD State Chapionships?

Aghhh! Never mind now. My friend wasn't thinking and scheduled her bridal shower on the same dang day!!!! Now I think I am gonna have to have a baby shower on her wedding day. Fair is fair.........right??

 

[Melissa Herndon]

Well Sir Royal....you claim people that you SUPPORT on your tax returns, thus making a bigger exemption....and less tax owed. IMO, if you are big and rich and can afford to fly maybe you should fly directly to the US??? It maybe safer, however, if you are big on visiting Miami maybe Mikey Mouse can meet you???

BTW, WHERE ARE YOU MELISSA?!?!?!

I'm here, I'm here. Just watching you two kids play...it's entertaining!

No...I don't think that I will be out there for that tournament. But it doesn't really matter since you won't be there anyway!

I am only hitting the WSP for a couple days...just to make some introductions. And maybe...just maybe...I can get The64th to honor his offer to take me to a pub!

M

 

[TheOne]

I'm here, I'm here. Just watching you two kids play...it's entertaining!

No...I don't think that I will be out there for that tournament. But it doesn't really matter since you won't be there anyway!

I am only hitting the WSP for a couple days...just to make some introductions. And maybe...just maybe...I can get The64th to honor his offer to take me to a pub!

M

She's no fun anymore and she won't buy me a boat so I'm ignoring her. As for the bar, hmm <reading your replies>, sorry I have to see a man aout a cow those days you'll be in NYC. And if the cow's busy I'll see if billiard barbie wants to play with me!

LordOne

 

[Melissa Herndon]

She's no fun anymore and she won't buy me a boat so I'm ignoring her. As for the bar, hmm <reading your replies>, sorry I have to see a man aout a cow those days you'll be in NYC. And if the cow's busy I'll see if billiard barbie wants to play with me!

LordOne

Typical man. Offers to take me out on the town...but chooses the blond instead. Or maybe it's the cow you are more interested in? Hmmm...I should be offended by that.

You know what...it's better this way. You can't handle a woman like me anyhow! I said it before...and I'll say it again...I'd drink you under the table anyday!!!!

TheRealOne

 

[landshark77]

Typical man. Offers to take me out on the town...but chooses the blond instead. Or maybe it's the cow you are more interested in? Hmmm...I should be offended by that.

You know what...it's better this way. You can't handle a woman like me anyhow! I said it before...and I'll say it again...I'd drink you under the table anyday!!!!

TheRealOne

LMAO...typical man??? Typical woman too. He said I was no fun anymore and you are only worried that you may be upstaged by a cow. I AM ALWAYS FUN!!!! Thanx for sticking with the sisterhood. I hope you have fun while you are in NYC....you going to the Open by chance?? Oh and drink one for me please.

One...I didn't know Europe had rednecks....I thought boys and cows were reserved for West Virginia.

 

[TheOne]

Typical man. Offers to take me out on the town...but chooses the blond instead. Or maybe it's the cow you are more interested in? Hmmm...I should be offended by that.

You know what...it's better this way. You can't handle a woman like me anyhow! I said it before...and I'll say it again...I'd drink you under the table anyday!!!!

TheRealOne

Hmmm....

Reno....did you show up nope, we all got wasted in Eldorado and I ended up on the roof err...enjoying the view

NYC....Some poxy excuse about a 6am flight, phu!

All talk and no drinking!

LandTadpole, I do prefer sheep, just ewe and me babe

LeUno

 

[Timberly]

You can't handle a woman like me anyhow! I said it before...and I'll say it again...I'd drink you under the table anyday!!!!

TheRealOne

All talk and no drinking!

LeUno

My money is on "TheRealOne".... I drank with her in Vegas...

MH err TRO, you going to the open?

 

[TheOne]

My money is on "TheRealOne".... I drank with her in Vegas...

MH err TRO, you going to the open?

OK lets have a comp in Virginia then, two against (The)One, total wins at the end of the night, no being sick or crying, or calling mummy though you two!

 

[Timberly]

OK lets have a comp in Virginia then, two against (The)One, total wins at the end of the night, no being sick or crying, or calling mummy though you two!

Why wait til VA??? I'll be in Cambridge at the warm up in two weeks

 

[landshark77]

OK lets have a comp in Virginia then, two against (The)One, total wins at the end of the night, no being sick or crying, or calling mummy though you two!

Careful ladies...seems like he wants to try the old "get her drunk and have my way" move.

 

[Timberly]

Careful ladies...seems like he wants to try the old "get her drunk and have my way" move.

LOL, if I thought I might get drunk before he does...I'd worry about it... as it is... maybe he should worry.

 

[Melissa Herndon]

My money is on "TheRealOne".... I drank with her in Vegas...

MH err TRO, you going to the open?

Sister sister....just because I got a "little" out of control while drinking....that doesn't mean I can't HOLD my liquor. It just means I get a little Friendly!!!!

Here's a little inside tip...if I think I'm losing the drinking game...I'll just bribe the bartender to start serving me weaker ones and him doubles. Shhhh....don't tell anyone...it's my little secret. LOL

And I don't think I'm making it to the Open. But you just never know

 

[Rich R.]

And I don't think I'm making it to the Open. But you just never know

Try to make it. There will be a lot of people from AZB and the CCB there.
Oh, there are a couple of pool players too.

It would be nice to see you again.

 

[TheOne]

Careful ladies...seems like he wants to try the old "get her drunk and have my way" move.

What do you mean, Im confused. I'm an English gentleman remember <snort!>

Anyway I doubt I'd be able to take advantage off a limbless blind woman by that stage. I do like one legged girls btw, theyre a pushover! (Big sorry to anyone if I offended just teasing!)

Anyway, you keep talking a good (drinking)game girls, I can just hear the excuses now, I've got a headache, its raining, I'm pregnant, Im a girl etc.. he he

PS
I got drunk last night and lost my first match today in Holland 9:2 - what a plonker! I won my next 9:0 though, learnt my lesson now

 

[Timberly]

Sister sister....just because I got a "little" out of control while drinking....that doesn't mean I can't HOLD my liquor. It just means I get a little Friendly!!!!

Here's a little inside tip...if I think I'm losing the drinking game...I'll just bribe the bartender to start serving me weaker ones and him doubles. Shhhh....don't tell anyone...it's my little secret. LOL

And I don't think I'm making it to the Open. But you just never know

Silly girl! I meant my money was on YOU when I said "TheRealOne"... that's what you called yourself in an earlier post... me take that skinny lil kid from a foreign country over you or myself in a drinking contest!?!?! PULEEEZE... my money is on you & me... always!

Now, get yer behind to the Open, sunshine!