SMH. You mean I spent the entire weekend licking the butt of my cue at the local pool hall looking like a Gomer and its not even a thing anymore??? I had it on solid advice from the good people here that it was something I most definitely should partake in. No wonder the folks from the county institution stopped by my house for a visit this morning. Fortunately my wife talked them down and they put away the helmet and straight jacket then left peacefully.
