Excuses for rationalizing losing during play

KoolKat9Lives

KoolKat9Lives

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If I stay positive and focused you better be at your best or I'm gonna beat you.

I just have to get out of my own way.

So why, oh McF'g why, do I have those seizure strokes? As my game improves, my games get tougher, and I can't afford to crap out a single inning.

Here's my list of legit excuses:

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Here's my list of other excuses I rationalized while dumbing down yesterday:

. the sun shone thru a crack & affected my sight on a corner
. that cheap-a$$ chalky cue ball that holds english just like a burrito
. my opponent needs the money more than I do anyway
. I hadn't lost this week, maybe I should
. I didn't put Desonex on my sandals before playing
. the screaming banshies, aka Redskins fans (in hindsight I am fortunate
the 6 of 'em didn't clock me when I called them some religious names)

AAARRRGGGGGHHHHH. Every one of those reasons worked yesterday (except for the 5th), and that, and only that, is why I lost.

What excuses have you bought into that cost you?
 
KoolKat9Lives said:
If I stay positive and focused you better be at your best or I'm gonna beat you.

I just have to get out of my own way.

So why, oh McF'g why, do I have those seizure strokes? As my game improves, my games get tougher, and I can't afford to crap out a single inning.

Here's my list of legit excuses:

.
.
.

Here's my list of other excuses I rationalized while dumbing down yesterday:

. the sun shone thru a crack & affected my sight on a corner
. that cheap-a$$ chalky cue ball that holds english just like a burrito
. my opponent needs the money more than I do anyway
. I hadn't lost this week, maybe I should
. I didn't put Desonex on my sandals before playing
. the screaming banshies, aka Redskins fans (in hindsight I am fortunate
the 6 of 'em didn't clock me when I called them some religious names)

AAARRRGGGGGHHHHH. Every one of those reasons worked yesterday (except for the 5th), and that, and only that, is why I lost.

What excuses have you bought into that cost you?
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Here are a couple i have used but didn't get away with...

- Did you see that? The freakin ceiling fan blew the ball offline!
- I think someone slipped me a mickey in my pepsi...
- I wish that bartender would quit crackin those beers, i can't hardly concentrate....as i just miss the money ball..:frown:
- Those neon lights are right in the middle of my sight everytime!
- This freakin music is putting me to sleep...lol!!
 
DAng..............I wish I would have taken my 'constitutional' BEFORE this match!!!:eek:
 
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