Favorite part of BARKING?....

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Recently I have come out of hiding to play more pool, stack it up and travel to some more tournaments. I have come to find the reason why I came back to this lovely sport after years of hibernation....

Recently I travelled to the Blaze tournament and heard what I dearly missed, the woofing!

My favorite line of negotiations and game making is... "come down to my pool hall and bet what you want..."--I hear this more often then not, and I find it hilarious that after 30 minutes of negotiations this is the best conclusiong that player A can come up with.. what happened to playing right then in there?

SO my question is, what is your favorite part of the infamous negotiations?
 
Barking ....

Or the, 'I'll play you anytime, anyplace, for whatever you can load up".

Then a little later, 'I want the 7 and the breaks' ...... lol
 
i have definitely...

Mystick Cue Fan said:
"I'll play you for whatever you want on a bar box but not on these big tables"

seem to hear that one quite often
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...heard that one as well... its pretty funny that at valley forge, you hear the exact opposite... "ill play you on a bar box, but not on that 9 foot"

barking is definitely situational... lol
 
I think the reality is lots of guys, including myself, play a lot of bar box pool, especially eight ball. It really is all the rage these days...:)
 
to gregg...

Gregg said:
I think the reality is lots of guys, including myself, play a lot of bar box pool, especially eight ball. It really is all the rage these days...:)
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i noticed that you are from cherry hill, did you ever frequent the 9-ball tournament at that local bar on 38 next to hooters? From what i can remember they used to run a pretty good tournamanet on friday nights, it was on a bar box....
 
I'll play you some banks for whatever you want!. That's it. No, I don't wanna play no nine ball. No, I don't wanna play no one pocket. Hell, I don't even wanna play you no eight ball. And don't even talk about playing on that kiddie table over there. It's gotta be on the big table, with the tight pockets and it's gotta be banks.
Warm Regards,
JoeyA
 
Bucktooth would tell someone while he's playing him, "I'm going to get you a ticket on the Red Eye express to Omaho and you aint never comin' back!"

I heard him woofing to Alex Pagulayan up in Reno and he told Alex, "I'm so old I only got half a heart and I can't see a lick even with these glasses. I'll tell you what Alex, if you'll wear my glasses while you play, maybe we can play some." Alex told him that if Bucktooth stripped naked and played that way, maybe they could play some. Bucktooth laughed and said, "Kid, you got me there. I never heard that one before!"

It was a pretty funny exchange.

Bucktooth was woofing at Efren saying, "If I beat you Efren, I'll by you some new false teeth." Some lady got into Bucktooth's face and started yelling at him, "No one here likes you at all! Everyone likes Efren! You should get the Hell out of here right now!"

That was pretty funny too! Bucktooth quieted down and slinked out of there.
 
I have heard many of these... but they never cease to amuse me..

the best part about the whole process is that this will continue for a good hour sometimes more... and then it will never amount out to anything, no one plays... which is bittersweet sometimes...

another one of my favorites is when a c player says -- " i have to call my backer" -- who in the right mind backs a c player.. its even better when the c player is calling his backer over 50-100$ sets!
 
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"U are too slow, I will play u right here, right now, U only take three strokes per shot..."

"okay, let's go.."

"I hate these tables, and the rails are dead, the balls are not clean, I just finished my work, I am very tired now...you are too slow anyway..."

"U wanna play or not..."

"shut up!#$%&*&*(("
 
I've heard some good jawing working in pool rooms like,

EVEN? hell no....I can't play you even!.....last time you missed a ball they were made outta clay!

or my wife barking up a game while I was working....

Come on Chelly (the guy she wanted to play) step up and get you ass handed to you by a girl!....Chelly said.....you can't play!..If I win will you go out on a date with me?....My wife said....you better go out and get yourself a FIRST date, then we'll talk!....then she proceeded to beat him out of $20 9ball:D

The worst was walking into the room I played in, because there was a long hallway from the front door, down between 2 rows of tables. The whole walk you had to hear....step up sausage!...I'll be here when your ready......did you bring your MAC card?.....you got the 7!.....waddayouwannado?

IT was like an initiation thing, cause I got to do it later on...

Gerry
 
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