***Funniest thing to ever happen during a match!!***

Courtney_Peters

Courtney_Peters

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I thought this would be a really fun thread! Don't know if it already exists or not. Anyway, so a couple weeks ago, I'm playing the Thursday night tournament at Legends in League City, TX and I draw this really creepy guy. He's been following me around and staring at me, it was really weird. So we get to our table, and there is a container of parmesan cheese on the table we were sitting at. (Our poolroom serves pizza) So the guy picks up the parmesan cheese and rubs it on his hands.... I'm sitting there trying to contemplate what he's doing..... Finally realized... HE THINKS ITS HAND POWDER... So I said to him "You know thats cheese, right?" His face turned 11 shades of red and he immediately wiped it off. Everyone cracks up at that story, so I wanted to share it with you all!
P.S. I did win the match... Thank God If I had lost to that guy MY FACE would have turned 11 shades of red!
 
I was waiting for a guy to come to the table during a tournament and got impatient so i racked the balls and put the cball on the headspot and got out a coin, and he finally comes to the table and we flip for the break i win and he turns to his buddy and goes " watch this guy make the nine on his own rack" sure enough i smash em and the nine goes untouched into the corner pocket, i get up out of my stance and all i hear is SON OF A *****!.

he wouldnt let me rack my own after that.:cool:
 
JXMIKE said:
I was waiting for a guy to come to the table during a tournament and got impatient so i racked the balls and put the cball on the headspot and got out a coin, and he finally comes to the table and we flip for the break i win and he turns to his buddy and goes " watch this guy make the nine on his own rack" sure enough i smash em and the nine goes untouched into the corner pocket, i get up out of my stance and all i hear is SON OF A *****!.

he wouldnt let me rack my own after that.:cool:
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LOL! I was getting the 8 from a guy in this tournament because ladies got the 8 ball, this guy spoke no English at all. Well he racked the 8 on the corner and I tried to explain to him and his friend to rack it at the top under the one ball, so after 20 minutes or so they finally understood and racked it where it was least likely to go... I made the 8 anyway!!! They were so mad, they thought I was trying to cheat!!
 
Courtney_Peters said:
I thought this would be a really fun thread! Don't know if it already exists or not. Anyway, so a couple weeks ago, I'm playing the Thursday night tournament at Legends in League City, TX and I draw this really creepy guy. He's been following me around and staring at me, it was really weird. So we get to our table, and there is a container of parmesan cheese on the table we were sitting at. (Our poolroom serves pizza) So the guy picks up the parmesan cheese and rubs it on his hands.... I'm sitting there trying to contemplate what he's doing..... Finally realized... HE THINKS ITS HAND POWDER... So I said to him "You know thats cheese, right?" His face turned 11 shades of red and he immediately wiped it off. Everyone cracks up at that story, so I wanted to share it with you all!
P.S. I did win the match... Thank God If I had lost to that guy MY FACE would have turned 11 shades of red!
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At least you won and got the cheese!
 
Tokyo-dave said:
I once farted when breaking, and my opponent was a beautiful Chinese pro girl. She always had that killer no nonsense look during and before matches, but I managed to get a smirk out of her!!
dave
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So, cutting the cheese is almost as good as getting the cheese?
 
i was playing a guy in a tourney once and he went to break and jumped the cue ball onto the table across from us and he actually made a ball on the other table. the other table was in the middle of a game, but he squatted his rock in the center of the table...the other table.
 
I was playing a guy one night when deputies came in, handcuffed him and arrested him for a warrant he had. Needles to say he forfeited.
 
Most uk style 8 ball pool tables have a rectangular flap of cloth fixed to the end rail. You flip it up on to the table to protect the baize near the spot from ball impacts while you throw the balls into the triangle. You then flip it back off the table and finish racking.

Was at the table in this bar waiting for the next guy up (playing winner stays on) and this banger puts his coin in the slot and starts throwing the first few balls into the triangle quite hard without the protective flap on the table. The bar owner happened to be passing and got a bit angry with him, telling him to use the cloth as he might damage he table. He looks a bit puzzled. I show him how to flip the cloth on to the table and then let him continue racking.

I nip out to the gents. When I come back this genius is standing over the now full rack of balls in the triangle looking really perplexed, with half a dozen other players nearby rolling around sniggering. I ask him what's the problem....he points at the rack of balls in the triangle still sitting on the protective rectangle of cloth and says...."how the f*** can I position the 8 on the spot when I can't see it with this piece of f****** cloth in the way?"......and had no idea whatsoever why they were all pissing themselves laughing. :rolleyes::smile:
 
Tell the truth Courtney

Courtney_Peters said:
LOL! I was getting the 8 from a guy in this tournament because ladies got the 8 ball, this guy spoke no English at all. Well he racked the 8 on the corner and I tried to explain to him and his friend to rack it at the top under the one ball, so after 20 minutes or so they finally understood and racked it where it was least likely to go... I made the 8 anyway!!! They were so mad, they thought I was trying to cheat!!
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You knew you were gonna make it from that spot. It's a natural cross side. You probably play the 8 ball above him too. Ladies automatically get the 8, that's a crazy rule. Everyone knows you women are natural born killers when it comes to pool.
 
About 20 years ago, I was watching a friend of mine play this cocky bastard for $100 (that's all my friend had). The guy he was playing was a total jerk, so Rob, my friend proceeded to beat him 75 to 3 (or something like that). This idiot hands the money to Rob and Rob walks up to this guy (who really looked like he needed a good meal) hands him the cash and says "I didn't earn this, some guy just gave it to me."

It may not seem funny now but this guys head nearly exploded and demanded his money back. We just laughed more and he just got madder. Boy things were much more fun when we were younger.
 
memikey said:
Most uk style 8 ball pool tables have a rectangular flap of cloth fixed to the end rail. You flip it up on to the table to protect the baize near the spot from ball impacts while you throw the balls into the triangle. You then flip it back off the table and finish racking.

Was at the table in this bar waiting for the next guy up (playing winner stays on) and this banger puts his coin in the slot and starts throwing the first few balls into the triangle quite hard without the protective flap on the table. The bar owner happened to be passing and got a bit angry with him, telling him to use the cloth as he might damage he table. He looks a bit puzzled. I show him how to flip the cloth on to the table and then let him continue racking.

I nip out to the gents. When I come back this genius is standing over the now full rack of balls in the triangle looking really perplexed, with half a dozen other players nearby rolling around sniggering. I ask him what's the problem....he points at the rack of balls in the triangle still sitting on the protective rectangle of cloth and says...."how the f*** can I position the 8 on the spot when I can't see it with this piece of f****** cloth in the way?"......and had no idea whatsoever why they were all pissing themselves laughing. :rolleyes::smile:
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Great story but could you tell me wtf this means please?

BVal
 
I won the coin flip & was at the table breaking & miscued. The guy looks at me & says go ahead and break again. So I did & made the 8ball on the break and won the game and put him in the losers bracket of the tournament. Boy was he pi$$ed to say the least.
 
On a league match one time a father & son got to fist fighting with each other. It lasted for a couple of minutes. Afterwards I proceeded to break & run the rack on my opponent.
He turns to me after I ran out & said I can`t beleive that just happened. I said they fight like that all the time in here.
 
Lol

Courtney_Peters said:
I thought this would be a really fun thread! Don't know if it already exists or not. Anyway, so a couple weeks ago, I'm playing the Thursday night tournament at Legends in League City, TX and I draw this really creepy guy. He's been following me around and staring at me, it was really weird. So we get to our table, and there is a container of parmesan cheese on the table we were sitting at. (Our poolroom serves pizza) So the guy picks up the parmesan cheese and rubs it on his hands.... I'm sitting there trying to contemplate what he's doing..... Finally realized... HE THINKS ITS HAND POWDER... So I said to him "You know thats cheese, right?" His face turned 11 shades of red and he immediately wiped it off. Everyone cracks up at that story, so I wanted to share it with you all!
P.S. I did win the match... Thank God If I had lost to that guy MY FACE would have turned 11 shades of red!
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It's not easy...bein' cheesie...ayayayay, Chester Cheetah!



















*Mr. Waltz appologizes for the CHEESINESS of this message*
 
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