Funny Craigslist add for a pool cue

Thomas McKane

Thomas McKane

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Thought AZ'ers would love this one:

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/for/4853069553.html

Billards Pool cue / stick W/Ivory handle $$$ - $200

"Selling Genuine high dollar pool cue / stick.. Unfortunately the "hustler" is now incarcerated serving a 25 year stretch and I've been the one to liquated some of his personals. Like his $1900 cue; this rare and professional pool stick set, comes with brand new scuffer pad - box of Chalk w/ shell case and vinyl carrying case. This lightly used stick made of some rare hard wood -- heavy ivory spindled accents with Hand twisted nylon shafts. This is a two piece rod also comes with a third solo sick for shorter shots.. All three pieces in beautiful condition, excellent for a novice or to a professional ** Note: the ends are ivory with some slight splitting on some. . .just adds to the character. First 200 takes this rare pool stick contact Kevin, phone calls ONLY please -- (586) 298 8039 thank you for looking"
 
Thomas McKane said:
Thought AZ'ers would love this one:

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/for/4853069553.html

Billards Pool cue / stick W/Ivory handle $$$ - $200

"Selling Genuine high dollar pool cue / stick.. Unfortunately the "hustler" is now incarcerated serving a 25 year stretch and I've been the one to liquated some of his personals. Like his $1900 cue; this rare and professional pool stick set, comes with brand new scuffer pad - box of Chalk w/ shell case and vinyl carrying case. This lightly used stick made of some rare hard wood -- heavy ivory spindled accents with Hand twisted nylon shafts. This is a two piece rod also comes with a third solo sick for shorter shots.. All three pieces in beautiful condition, excellent for a novice or to a professional ** Note: the ends are ivory with some slight splitting on some. . .just adds to the character. First 200 takes this rare pool stick contact Kevin, phone calls ONLY please -- (586) 298 8039 thank you for looking"
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Them High Dollar plastics will help keep his commissary fat!
 
This is very funny.

A friend recently told me of a Craigslist post about a left handed cue.

A bit pricey as left handed cues are rare ! :rotflmao1:
 
Guess I have one, local cue maker signed his name starting on joint end of butt going to bumper instead of the other way. So unless you shoot left handed name is backwards!
 
My favorite part----"third solo sick for shorter shots" :rotflmao1::rotflmao1::rotflmao1:

Where is the 3rd piece of this 3 piece set, the long cue and the shorter solo cue for short shots still make only 2 cues, who is this guys proof reader????? I see the long cue which i assume is cue #1, he calls the short solo cue #3, I would like a picture of the 2nd cue of this 3 cue set seller speaks of.

Does he mean this is like the pitching wedge of pool cues, maybe the longer cue is for longer shots, IE, driver cue??????
So this "hustler" goes to his vinyl bag for his pitching cue whenever the object ball is in the jaws and the cue ball is within 8" of object ball. This is what I must assume after reading the ad, apparently I have been playing pool wrong all this time. Why did any of the pool DVDs I bought never mention any of this? CJ where are you, you owe me an explanation about my pitching wedge cue and its proper application to the game!!!!
 
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