Funny Mike Massey Things

8-ball bernie

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At the KOH i was hanging with mike and there was a shot a player was shooting and i said, hit the cue ball at 1:00 and it's perfect for position, in which mike replied with straight face 1:15, and i without batting an eye said 1:15? in which he turned to me and smiled a wicked smile, in which i replied "hey, mike massey say's 1:15, i figure, hit it at 1:15! in which he smiled back like "got ya!" it was funny!!! then the other thing with mike was there is this aiming system called "on the wall" which is basically you find a spot, and then extend it 10 feet and look on the wall in the distance and no matter what, as long as you look in the distance on the wall, at that particular spot, you so called "can't miss" so mike say's to me he wants to build a room with certain markings on the walls all around 360 degrees so he could just look anywhere in the room and make balls!!! that was funny, he also said he never missed while commentating from the side lines, however, he did once scratch off the break, yep mike massey is F U N N Y ! !
 
Did you watch him rack the balls? One at a time by hand and then used the Sardo Rack.

I'm surprised you haven't heard of the spot on the wall system But actually it does not work at 10 feet. Must use 9 feet.

Jake
 
jjinfla said:
Did you watch him rack the balls? One at a time by hand and then used the Sardo Rack.

I'm surprised you haven't heard of the spot on the wall system But actually it does not work at 10 feet. Must use 9 feet.

Jake

It's common where golf is played. Guys have the whole room marked off for kick shots and banks. If you are a stranger your in big trouble
 
macguy said:
It's common where golf is played. Guys have the whole room marked off for kick shots and banks. If you are a stranger your in big trouble
We used to go in and try to move the marks or whatever they used. They get so screaming mad as if you had just stolen something from them.
It can be pretty funny.
 
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