Funny pic/gif thread...

Chili Palmer

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My dad, RIP, used to have a saying in response to an “if only” complaint: “Yeah, and if my @$$ was square, I’d $#!+ bricks.”

Perhaps this is that in reality?

LOL, I remember when I was a kid the saying was "Oh, yeah, if that were true then I could sh** a gold brick". Or something similar.


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Who got wild this weekend?


i like turtles
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My now 16-yr-old son made up this joke when he was 11, and told it to his 5th grade teachers. We found out about it at a parent-teacher conference, when the two young and pretty teachers couldn’t stop laughing about it:

Yo mama so hairy, when you was born you got rug burn!