Funny Story.......but It Hurt.

jimmy-leggs

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A few years ago we were playing pool.I was playing a friend of mine,just goofing around.When my friend broke the balls the cue ball went straight up,a couple of feet.My other buddy walking by when this happened ,took a swing like an sidearm in baseball trying to catch the cueball in mid flight.
semi caught the ball but with so much action in his arm lost it.Guess were it went at huge speed?
Straight acroos the table,right into my mouth.ouch
I drop like a bag of bricks thinking i lost all my front teeth.Blood everywhere.
BUT no teeth lost .Went and received 4 stiches in my lip.
We laugh about it now but theres nothing scarier than thinking about dental work at the time lol.:D
 
jimmy-leggs said:
A few years ago we were playing pool.I was playing a friend of mine,just goofing around.When my friend broke the balls the cue ball went straight up,a couple of feet.My other buddy walking by when this happened ,took a swing like an sidearm in baseball trying to catch the cueball in mid flight.
semi caught the ball but with so much action in his arm lost it.Guess were it went at huge speed?
Straight acroos the table,right into my mouth.ouch
I drop like a bag of bricks thinking i lost all my front teeth.Blood everywhere.
BUT no teeth lost .Went and received 4 stiches in my lip.
We laugh about it now but theres nothing scarier than thinking about dental work at the time lol.:D

I heard Keith took one in the face once but never got confirmation but man that wouldn't be funny!
 
Didn't hit anybody, luckily, breaking in a 9 all tournament, cue ball struck the rack and sailed over the wall behind the table and over spectators' heads. Just missed the picture window. I SAW this, didn't do it.
 
In a 9-ball break contest (3 breaks) I sent the CB off the back of the table (maybe 10' past) on all 3 tries :) There were people sitting there, but they got lucky. I had just gotten my cues out and had no stroke yet, it was very embarrasing nonetheless! On a later try, I won the contest to avenge myself :D

-s
 
Playing in an 8-ball tournament at a bar: guy breaks and the cueball flies over the pool table, smashes a full bottle of Bud sitting on a table in front of him drenching everyone sitting at the table.
 
Nohhhhhh!.....

tbone1213 said:
Playing in an 8-ball tournament at a bar: guy breaks and the cueball flies over the pool table, smashes a full bottle of Bud sitting on a table in front of him drenching everyone sitting at the table.

This is aweful!:( This is by far the worst story yet! I nearly passed out just reading it.

Man Law....protect beer at all cost!

LMAO!

Ray
 
Bigtruck said:
This is aweful!:( This is by far the worst story yet! I nearly passed out just reading it.

Man Law....protect beer at all cost!

LMAO!

Ray
I Second That Ray. I'm With You Buddy.
-Vinnie
 
This is a funny story on a buddy. Playing 9 ball after I had left him safe he decided to kick on a simple 1 rail kick. But he tried to make something happen by kicking hard with high english and low and behold the cue ball rocketed from the rail directly into his eyebrow. OUCH! It made contact with the outside rim of his eye socket. His eye was watering and I couldn't help but laugh my ass off. It was hilarious!

Another time at the LPH I was breaking and went to low on the cue ball. There is a bench along the wall that runs the length of the room. The first table happens to be positioned with the foot rail toward the bench. This is a bad spot sometimes to be sitting. The cue ball hit this guys girl friend right in the chin. I apologized profusely 'cause she was such a sweetheart. But I guess everyone must learn their eay around.
 
A few weeks ago, I'm playing in a barbox tournament. My opponent is breaking - and at the foot end of the table is another table, with a gal friend of mine shooting - and she's got her back to our table.

My opponent winds up, hits the cue ball, scoops it clean off the table, and fires it right into my gal friend's left buttcheek. Needless to say, she jumped. :D
 
I was playing a guy some 8 ball and he was breaking, there was a table right behind the one we were one with 2 other guys playing, well the guy I was playing with goes to break the balls and it hits the front of the pack and jumps straight over the pack and over to the other table where one of the other guys had just finished racking a 8 ball rack, the cue lands on their table in about the kitchen area and slams right into their rack. It was awesome, two breaks in one shot.
 
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