Funny Story

Midnight Rider

Scourge of the Midwest
At the 2004 BCA Open in Las Vegas, I was standing at the pro bracket board and looking through it for names of a couple of friends of mine. I had my cue on my shoulder and turned to look to my left and saw this very attractive lady who also was looking at the board.

She turns to me and smiles and asks innocently, "Are you on this board?"

I chuckle and respond, "No, I'm here for the amateur nationals."

Then, just for fun -- and maybe to be a little bit of a smartass -- I turn to her and ask, "So are YOU on this board?"

She smiles back and says, "Yeah, I'm right here," and points to the board. Her finger settles right under the name Jennifer Barretta.

Wow, I thought. Don't I look like the asshole? I laugh and look back at her and say, "Alrighty then."

Obviously, at the time I had never heard of Jennifer Barretta. But then again, I hadn't followed the women's tour that closely in recent years.

Jennifer had won her first two matches and (if I remember correctly) was about to play Jennifer Chen. A short conversation ensued after that and then Jennifer went in for her match.

Needless to say, since then I've taken somewhat of an interest in Jenn's career.

I later find out that she's from New York, that she plays at Amsterdam Billiards and that her pool coach is the same guy who coaches my best friend, who also frequents Amsterdam. Small world. (I'm from Minnesota).

So about six months ago I was playing money pool at a bar in Marshall, Minnesota, and ESPN was on the TV in the bar. Jennifer was playing against Gerda Hofstatter (I think). The guys in the bar were fixated on Jennifer. "Wow, who's that? Damn, she's hot!"

"Jennifer Barretta," I told them. "But she's much better looking in person. And she's a real sweetheart too."

The guys just freaked out. "Yeah, like you've met her."

I just laughed. "As a matter of fact..."

Kinda blew my cover after that. Didn't get any more pool action that night, but it was a fun name-drop.
 
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air cues

ok so i guess the next thing for anyone is to start playing like they should or not to be in a fragil thing mind you but i just read about cuetec cues vs the production world and to me cuetec cues are my favorite brand of cue so for someone to not use a single thing instead they use air cues that will be the next big thing in cues so watch out for them they will be in the air who needs a air cue anyone here would know how to use a air cue i do go ahead ask me what a air cue is jenn knows what one she owns a air cue

thanks

bjt
 
billy jay said:
ok so i guess the next thing for anyone is to start playing like they should or not to be in a fragil thing mind you but i just read about cuetec cues vs the production world and to me cuetec cues are my favorite brand of cue so for someone to not use a single thing instead they use air cues that will be the next big thing in cues so watch out for them they will be in the air who needs a air cue anyone here would know how to use a air cue i do go ahead ask me what a air cue is jenn knows what one she owns a air cue

thanks

bjt

Billy Jay??? Ok I'll ask,what is an air cue? :confused:
I don't think Jenn has an air cue. I think she has a Predator cue or one of these Jenn Barretta Collection . Just click on the other colored letters BJ.
 
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Billy Jay, when you are done explaining the air cue concept could ou tell us if you ever figured out the answer to the question that you posted on the Matlock forum??? Here it is incase you forgot. I am very curious, as I have been wondering this for a VERY long time.

BillyJay said:
when i watch matlock and i am a matlock fan and i was wondering can anyone tell me if the people who are acting really die like in the episode the rat pack the one were the girlfriend gets killed in a spa ?

thanks

I mean I watched that one movie with Bruce Willis. That boy said he saw dead people and he said the guy that was Bruce Willis was dead. BUT then I saw Entertainment Tonight and Bruce Willis was like at a movie with his ex-wife Demi's new boyfriend Ashton. I was like WOW!!!! I thought he died in that movie about seeing dead people. Did I see a ghost?? :confused:
 
landshark77 said:
I mean I watched that one movie with Bruce Willis. That boy said he saw dead people and he said the guy that was Bruce Willis was dead. BUT then I saw Entertainment Tonight and Bruce Willis was like at a movie with his ex-wife Demi's new boyfriend Ashton. I was like WOW!!!! I thought he died in that movie about seeing dead people. Did I see a ghost?? :confused:

I like this version for Billy Jay...
 
O M G! Matlock's dead?! WHAT!!

*rereads*

oh..
nm (:

Shouldn't it be "I see A dumb person. They are right there. They try to post around like everyone else. But they don't even know for sure if they are dumb." ? No? Okay *cries*
 
I'm new on this board so forgive me, but can any of you people explain to me what the hell any of you are talking about?
 
Midnight Rider said:
Wow, I thought. Don't I look like the asshole? I laugh and look back at her and say, "Alrighty then."

LOL. I can almost see you uttering that phrase with an Ace Ventura -face :D

Nice story and thanks for sharing it !
 
LOL...Yeah. If I really wanted to look like a jerk, I supposed I could have been really Ace Ventura-esque and bent over and started talking to her with my butt.

"Excuse me, may I ASS you a few questions?"

But instead, I decided to maintain at least some minimal level of tact.


mjantti said:
LOL. I can almost see you uttering that phrase with an Ace Ventura -face :D

Nice story and thanks for sharing it !
 
Midnight Rider said:
LOL...Yeah. If I really wanted to look like a jerk, I supposed I could have been really Ace Ventura-esque and bent over and started talking to her with my butt.

"Excuse me, may I ASS you a few questions?"

But instead, I decided to maintain at least some minimal level of tact.

Wise decision, my friend ;)

There are a handful of people who might not understand if your ass suddenly starts singing: Assholemioooo, O sodomiaaaa ! :p
 
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