Getting Hitched

good luck

You'll be surprised but you will find out that your marriage is a lot like your pool game...the more effort you put into it the better it becomes.
I hope your marriage is one of the lucky ones...mine was
 
Do you think shooting jacked up over a ball is tough?

How about banking one straight back, froze to the rail, double hill?

A successful marriage is harder imo.

Have children sooner than later!
 
Andrew Manning, I like your signature. Used it a few times. Here is another that all aspiring know it alls need.

Between my brother and I we know everything there is to know. Go ahead, ask me anything. Wait for question… Oh, that, my brother knows the answer to that one.

Tried it on my wife -- didn't work:(

Oh yeah, there is another one for The Kiss. It too takes some work and some thought. I told my wife that I did not want her to "spoil" me. Do not pick up my socks and clothes I leave around or in similar women's ways that I will come to expect. If you do that I will assume that you will always do that and then be angry when my clothes are not picked up. Then you will get angry because I don't appreciate your efforts. What a mess. I am lazy like every other man she will meet and I love to be looked after, then I will expect it. Down side is I have to be responsible for my self.

Once she learned to let me take care of myself she practices it with a vengence -- thats OK I have taken care of myself for many years now I just expect me to take care of me.
 
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Fast eddeie let us shoot a game of pool.................

you talk my kind of talk

bullshit walks and money talkss

bring it on

I know you all want the credit but ill take the cash



The world gets the last 4 playing straight pool

I got more moves than Mayflower and more hooks than a fisherman



oh yeah to the top:D
 
World's Shortest Fairy Tale

There was a guy; he asked this girl to marry him, and she said "NO".

Then he played pool, golfed, drank beer and farted whever he wanted.

:)
 
Congratulations and good luck

thekiss;

Congratulations on your impending Nuptuals. Always remember that the 1st 5 years are indeed the hardest. The best bit of serious advice i can give you is this. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, DON"T GO TO BED MAD AT EACH OTHER. My father gave me those words of wisdom and i have always stuck by them and believed and used them................mike
 
Getting married? You have my most sincere condolences.

On a more serious note, some find happiness, and some don't. Depends on what you want and expect out of the relationship. Lot's of sacrifices, but generally for rewards that are (considered by most) well worth it.
You probably won't become a professional pool player, probably won't be able to do any road work, won't be able to buy any car that you want simply because you like it without taking family needs into consideration, won't be able to crash at a buddies place (without a phone call home) when you've had too much to drink, won't be able to blow large sums of cash on whatever you want without having to answer to somebody, and on and on and on.
As you can see, on the surface, there are lot's of things that you probably won't be able to do once you get married. But as in my case, you get to try to become one of the greatest husbands, and if you're lucky, the greatest "daddy" in the world. And, (of course this depends on what your priorities are) you might find that it's all worth it!!
Good luck, and congrats!
dave
 
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