Girls on Slate?

Halfjack87

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OK, so there's all these cute pics of girls laying all over pool tables - go find your own, but all I can think about is potential damage to the table.

Seems like the felt would be at risk, joints between the slate pieces would be at risk, a rail could get kicked off. I mean, photographing mostly naked models on my pool table would be dangerous, right?

I mean, if I got the right camera, is it cool to let these girls crawl all over the table like that? Is there a table-safe way for model-shoots?
 
:eek:

OK, so there's all these cute pics of girls laying all over pool tables - go find your own, but all I can think about is potential damage to the table.

Seems like the felt would be at risk, joints between the slate pieces would be at risk, a rail could get kicked off. I mean, photographing mostly naked models on my pool table would be dangerous, right?

I mean, if I got the right camera, is it cool to let these girls crawl all over the table like that? Is there a table-safe way for model-shoots?

Only dangerous if you try photographing the big girls. Keep them within range and table will be fine, but no high heels. Be sure to keep the camera lens safe too!
 
It's only dangerous if your wife sees the pictures, then contacts a lawyer...
 
Only dangerous if you try photographing the big girls. Keep them within range and table will be fine, but no high heels. Be sure to keep the camera lens safe too!

HEY! There ain't nuthin' wrong with big girls.
Halfjack, I think you better check your priorities. The list of us that will ever play pro is very very short, those table need to be multipurpose
 

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HEY! There ain't nuthin' wrong with big girls.
Halfjack, I think you better check your priorities. The list of us that will ever play pro is very very short, those table need to be multipurpose

Yes big girls have their place too, just not on a pool table and PLEASE not getting photographed! If your wife is a big girl we can offer a pass, just don't photograph and post lol
 
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OK, so there's all these cute pics of girls laying all over pool tables - go find your own, but all I can think about is potential damage to the table.

Seems like the felt would be at risk, joints between the slate pieces would be at risk, a rail could get kicked off. I mean, photographing mostly naked models on my pool table would be dangerous, right?

I mean, if I got the right camera, is it cool to let these girls crawl all over the table like that? Is there a table-safe way for model-shoots?

The biggest danger is fogging up the lens.
 
models on my table :thumbup:

photographic evidence of it :sorry:

wife finding said evidence and pulling a Lorena Bobbitt :eek:

no thanks
 
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