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kckid1912@yahoo
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How about a laugh, somebody give me a new cool pool joke.
Well the game involves long hard sticks with balls and nice tight racks and balls going in tight or sometimes loose holes. Nuff said.
kckid1912@yahoo said:
A few guys are sitting at a bar and while they are drinking there is a biography on the TV about Einstein.
After it is over, one of the guys says to his friend "That guy must have had a really high IQ, what is yours?". His friend says "Mine is about 160, what is yours?".."Mine is similar, it is around 150, I am a physicist". " What kind of job do you have? ." I'm a professor out at the University".
The two guys sitting next to them heard the conversation and continued..."What is your IQ and what do you do?" Mine is about 140 and I'm a dentist, What's yours?" "Mine's about the same and I am a computer programmer".
The last two guys at the bar hear these conversations and continue with theirs...
"What's your IQ, mine is around 100"...
"So's mine, what kind of cue do you have?"......
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Funk Master
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You know why they named the game pool.......
They ran out of four letter words........
They ran out of four letter words........
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pocoloco12003
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Ccb Bozos
There is a knock at your front door, you look thru the peep hole and its a CCB bozo, how do you get the bozo off of your door step?
Answer,
pay for the pizza.
There is a knock at your front door, you look thru the peep hole and its a CCB bozo, how do you get the bozo off of your door step?
Answer,
pay for the pizza.
Two pool players are walking down the street and see a dog licking himself.
The one pool players says. "I wish I could do that"
The other says "You'd better pet him first"
The one pool players says. "I wish I could do that"
The other says "You'd better pet him first"
Carl Pearson posted this in rec.sport.billiard several years ago (1997).
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey
grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some limes and eats
them; he then jumps onto the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in
his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?" said the guy.
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats everything
in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He
finished his drink, paid the bill and left the bar.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar again and he has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around. While the man is
finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He
grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Now what?" inquires the patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate
it." says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures
everything first."
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey
grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some limes and eats
them; he then jumps onto the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in
his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?" said the guy.
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats everything
in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He
finished his drink, paid the bill and left the bar.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar again and he has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around. While the man is
finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He
grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Now what?" inquires the patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate
it." says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures
everything first."
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THE SILENCER
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two players playing straight pool to 150 points. one guy runs 150 and out. the guy sitting in his chair for the 2 hours, say's listen, i'll play you for $1000, for the next game. and the guy who just ran out, say's NO! the guy who sat for 2 hours said, "why not?" and the guy who ran 150 and out say's because i never saw you shoot, i don't know, how ell you play!!
a guy gets a new cue and plays with it for a year or so. he realy likes the cue .
well, one night his buddy has some action and needs a cue, so he lends it to him,
his friend loses and slams the cue on the floor breaking the butt plate.
not trusting sending the cue off he drives 3 hours to deliver the cue to the maker in order to get it fixed,,,,,,,,,,,,and another 3 hours home.
after a couple of months he calls the cue maker asking about his cue,,,,,,,,,,and recieves word that the cue makers shop got flooded and alllll the cues were now gone,,,,,,,,,,
wait a minute this isnt a joke, DAVID BARBER<<<<<<<<WHERES MY CUE
well, one night his buddy has some action and needs a cue, so he lends it to him,
his friend loses and slams the cue on the floor breaking the butt plate.
not trusting sending the cue off he drives 3 hours to deliver the cue to the maker in order to get it fixed,,,,,,,,,,,,and another 3 hours home.
after a couple of months he calls the cue maker asking about his cue,,,,,,,,,,and recieves word that the cue makers shop got flooded and alllll the cues were now gone,,,,,,,,,,
wait a minute this isnt a joke, DAVID BARBER<<<<<<<<WHERES MY CUE