'Greatest living pool cue maker'

Actually, the LA Times article has some info I have not read elsewhere.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-pool-cue-ivory-sentence-20161107-story.html

"Prosecutors charged Gutierrez with aiding in the attempted exportation of African elephant ivory without proper documentation under federal law, including the Endangered Species Act. The District Judge John F. Walter sentenced him to a two-year probation term including four months of home confinement. In addition to probation, the judge ordered Gutierrez to pay a fine of $10,000."

"The two customers, Liu and Chen pled guilty to the attempted smuggling charges against them and their sentencing is still pending in federal court."

"Following the sentencing, U.S. Atty. Eileen M. Decker noted the “devastating impact” on African elephants from the illegal ivory trade."

yeh, right.. Ernie, you a bad boy, devastating elephants like that and all.

I thought you were a nice guy, but now, heck, you a criminal, its offishial, don't even try to vote or own a gun anymore... Maybe a special Presidential Cue will get you an early pardon, it's worth a shot, and considering who will be in office, the casino guy ya know, maybe you could just play him some pool, best of seven for the pardon vs a Ginacue sneaky pete, no ivory of course, and considering your age he should give you the eight and the break, at least that's what I would hold out for, just make sure he posts up, you know his rep about bankrupting away his debts and stuff.

I guess now you'll have to register for life as an Elephant Devastator.

What is that? Beats me, I thought Devastating Impact was a 38 mph break.

“Illegal trafficking of any part of a protected species creates a demand that can lead to the extinction of these vulnerable populations,” Decker said in a statement."

But will she get a raise and promotion for chasing down such a hardened criminal as Mr. Gutierrez? Or would she have preferred he take his chances in court, so she could devastate his ass with twenty-to-life?
 
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