Happy Birthday Marissa

[Timberly]

Actually she was straight, she only turned gay after dating me. Doesn't look like we'll ever get this challange on.

I didn't mean someone from your past silly! I wouldn't go for that! You find someone from his past to test your skills on.... If you can't do that then we'll just have to wave our little white flags now.... (wave, wave, wave)

 

[Timberly]

You win, if I hooked up with some of the girls from his past I would just be admitting to myself that I was too lazy to jerk off. amc

LMFAO... I'm going to take that as a compliment

 

[Sweet Marissa]

It's hard to pull my hair with my leather hood on. He also likes to keep a rubber ball in my mouth if his dicks not there. He does spank me alot and he does have some of the best ball controll when taking care of my goods. I guess that's why he's a champion and I'm his little bitch.

I assume y'all get down after being shit on by a group of hot men. At least you don't get it in your hair.

 

[Sweet Marissa]

I think we are prolly grossing everyone else out with our potty language. We could just declare me winner since I'm leading in points and there's slim chance of you catching up.

 

[mjantti]

Aaron, I think we are prolly grossing everyone else out with our potty language. We could just declare me winner since I'm leading in points and there's slim chance of you catching up.

Aww, come on. Don't call this thread off, it's not entirely common these birthday threads turning into pottymouth tournaments You must be something extraordinary Marissa... you get these... reactions from people

 

[Sweet Marissa]

::sigh:: Alright, it's back on - I just don't want to offend anyone.

 

[Sweet Marissa]

No, only in my mouth, but that's $5 more.

You pay them or they pay you?

 

[Sweet Marissa]

I've been paying this whole time. Didn't know I was good enough to charge people money to violate me.

Aww, hunny, that's called "low self esteem".

 

[Sweet Marissa]

That's what growing up ugly with a little donger will do to you.

If you rub it, it will grow.

 

[landshark77]

I propose a Marissa/Aaron porn forum.

 

[Sweet Marissa]

I propose a Marissa/Aaron porn forum.

I got all excited when I saw 'propose' and 'Marissa'

 

[landshark77]

I got all excited when I saw 'propose' and 'Marissa'

LMAO!!!! Uh, I'M the one who gets the diamond!!!!! And remember....that would be a sin against Jesus!!!

 

[Sweet Marissa]

LMAO!!!! Uh, I'M the one who gets the diamond!!!!! And remember....that would be a sin against Jesus!!!

Here you go... make youreself comfortable

 

[landshark77]

Here you go... make youreself comfortable

Hail Mary,
full of grace,
the Lord is with you.

Hail Mary,
full of grace,
the Lord is with you.

Hail Mary,
full of grace,
the Lord is with you.

 

[Sweet Marissa]

Okay, enough potty mouth from me. I seriously don't want to offend anyone, and apologise if I have.

 

[Jimmy M.]

Okay, enough potty mouth from me. I seriously don't want to offend anyone, and apologise if I have.

You should apologize too. After all, the majority of us are in the U.S.!

 

[Sweet Marissa]

Aaron's pink stick made me laugh lol

Not only did I keep us lost the entire weekend, but they tolerated my incredibly bad driving and singing to Christian rock lol.

Sweetie, you made my birthday.

 

[SuperQ]

Hail Mary,
full of grace,
the Lord is with you.

Hail Mary,
full of grace,
the Lord is with you.

Hail Mary,
full of grace,
the Lord is with you.

a catholic?

 

[Sweet Marissa]

a catholic?

I just have that effect on her sometimes.

 

[landshark77]

OK! Who the hell made this thread active again?!?!??!?