Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important emails in 2004! It's
so
> wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!
>
> Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from
> you that it's good for removing toilet stains.
>
> I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with
> a disease.
>
> I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you
said
> it causes cancer.
>
> I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to
walk
> about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug me with a
> perfume sample and then try to rob me.
>
> I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me
to
> dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls to
Uganda,
> Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover.
>
> I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are
nothing
> more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in
a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
>
> When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that someone
> will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
>
> However, the police are also after me at present because you said not to
> pull over as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me.
>
> I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the
> $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I
participated
> in their special e-mail program.
>
> It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither
> did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland or my lunch at Applebees!
>
> But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot
to
> follow and I got a curse.
>
> OOPS I ALMOST FORGOT, IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at
> least 1200 people in the next ten seconds, a bird will poop on you tonight
> at 7:00 PM.
>
> Here's to an even better informed 2005 !
Otherwise and all joking aside, Happy New Year to all. Here's hoping that all your games are good and your breaks are lucky.
Have a wonderful New Years Eve!
Bob and Eydie
so
> wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!
>
> Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from
> you that it's good for removing toilet stains.
>
> I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with
> a disease.
>
> I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you
said
> it causes cancer.
>
> I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to
walk
> about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug me with a
> perfume sample and then try to rob me.
>
> I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me
to
> dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls to
Uganda,
> Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover.
>
> I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are
nothing
> more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in
a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
>
> When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that someone
> will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
>
> However, the police are also after me at present because you said not to
> pull over as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me.
>
> I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the
> $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I
participated
> in their special e-mail program.
>
> It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither
> did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland or my lunch at Applebees!
>
> But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot
to
> follow and I got a curse.
>
> OOPS I ALMOST FORGOT, IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at
> least 1200 people in the next ten seconds, a bird will poop on you tonight
> at 7:00 PM.
>
> Here's to an even better informed 2005 !
Otherwise and all joking aside, Happy New Year to all. Here's hoping that all your games are good and your breaks are lucky.
Have a wonderful New Years Eve!
Bob and Eydie
