Harry Bearns - Promotions Presents...

[church66]

The Thread Anthem :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjaJ_0qQNPY&feature=related

Hi.

My name is Harry Bearns and I have been reading up on my ancestory and it seems like I am related to,wait for it,the one and only Barry Hearns.

My Great,Great Grandad Barry Hearn has a finger in a lot of pies and studying the history,it could be interesting,very interesting.

More to follow,when avallable...

:smile::grin::thumbup:

 

[church66]

Take Us To Canada

I phoned up this guy I know,his name is Michael Schumacher.He said jump on the number 9 bus,take a left,take a right,before you know it your in Canada for the Billiards.Just ask Harry Bearns he does the promotions said Schumi :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbajf_rHzys

 

[church66]

International Telephone Call...

Hello,
"Is that my Uncle Harry 'The B'stard 'Bearn ?"
"Hi,is that my old nephew Church 66 ?
"Yeah , Harry" , I said.
"So How is Canada,how is the weather with you?"Said Uncle Harry.
"I'm Not in Canada,I'm in China."I said.
"WTF.How did you land there?Where is my Routemaster bus then,who the Fook was the driver?" Said Uncle Harry.
"Sir Cliff Richard,he took a sharp left and the next thing we crashed out but Team Hearn hired NASCAR and F1 mechanics,next thing I'm in China Uncle Harry it's a really great place etc."
"Sir Cliff ? I never heard of him.Tell him he is fired, he is sacked.I am angry.You better get yoyr sweet fanny arse out of China and over to Canada pronto.I am not having it,we have too much to do."Said Uncle Harry as he slammed down the telephone.All's well, such is life.

P.S.Don't Mess with Uncle Harry 'The B'stard' Bearn.He gets more Vicious than Sidney himself,if you know what I mean!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raEXGXw5VJM

 

[TheThaiger]

I've seen some truly foul things on this site but that Cliff Richard video really takes the biscuit.

Shocking.