Hey, Jay Helfert

[JoeyA]

Well, Joey and Doug are treating Jay like he can't play, and I think they are going to be very surprised to see how wrong they are.

Boys, Jay can play pool! I don't know Joey's game one lick, but other good players just have to be very patient because Jay likes to pick the lowest fruit on the tree first. And there is a lot of easy pickin's when people think you can't play, so he moves up the tree very slowly.

I know Jay and have played Jay, and he's kind of a hustler. If you like 9 ball, then he likes banks. If you like banks, then he likes 9 ball. I have chased hustlers like Jay all my life, and just when I think I have the nuts, I find myself reaching for my wallet and scratching my head.

If you guys come out to L.A., I'll drag Jay to the pool room and you can have a shot at both of us.

Chris

WHEW!

Thanks Chris! A King Cake is headed your way. It's Mardi Gras time here in the Big Easy and we are getting ready to party down. I will wait for Jay to say which game and when\, where and then I will go the other way.

Wait a minute, that's just what I've been doing and its got me no where.

Jay is a like a green coconut. You need some super glue to slow him down, a giant size vice to secure him and a new chain on your chain saw to get at his wallet. They say he's a lot of trouble but worth it.
JoeyA