For sale is a house cue with the autograph of famous pool shooter, storyteller, and all around nice guy Matt_24.
Matt_24 has been posting on AZ for quite a while and has made quite a few friends (I don't know why I'm referring to myself in the 3rd person, but it is fun......Matt_24 likes...) on here, so now it is time to go to the next level. Matt_24 has decided after many requests (ok, maybe one request.......from his 2 year old daughter...ok, she didn't really request it, but she won't deny it either) to offer up a once in a lifetime deal. Yes folks, this is once in a lifetime --- so DO NOT miss out. You simply can't afford to. Collector's??....listen up!
For sale is a house cue - of your choice (Dufferin, Valley, it doesn't matter) with MY, yes folks, your eyes are not lieing to you - I said it, "MY" autograph. This will only happen once, so I beg you.....do not let this opportunity pass you by. Did I mention this is a once in a lifetime opportunity?
Hold on...hold on....don't click off of this thread. I know you're asking yourself, "But Matt_24? You're telling me I can buy a housecue of MY choice with YOUR autograph on it? And you're only doing it once?". Yes folks, it is true. I'm not making this up. This is the once in a lifetime opportunity to own a housecue of your selection with MY autograph. You will receive this cue with the signature "Matt_24" strategically placed on the forearm area of the cue to make for a beautiful display.
Now wait....don't get discouraged. I know you have more questions. I know you are reading this wonderful offer and saying to yourself, "But Matt_24........what would something like this cost? $10,000 right? It has to be. A collectible of this nature....it HAS to be beyond my price range"
Worry not folks....this one of a kind collectible is priced to sell. For 5 monthly payments of $299.95 you can own this cue. NO, I'm not making this up. Again, for only 5 payments of the low, low price of $299.95 you can own a housecue of YOUR choice, with MY autograph.
Now, you've read the offer. It is time to act. Act fast! Supplies are limited (heck, there is only one). First AZer to respond gets the cue.
There will not be another signed housecue available...but if this proves to be popular out there in AZ land, I might offer some random things for sale with my signature at wonderful prices. I have a beautiful stapler I'm looking at right now that is begging to be signed and sold. Heck, to my left is a coffee cup just waiting for a wonderfully written "Matt_24" to go along with a "for sale" tag. These items will be sold for wonderful prices, sure to be the highlight of your.....stapler...or coffee cup collection.
But wait! I'm getting ahead of myself. Act now on this cue, and I will throw in an original 3rd place bowling trophy I won earlier this year. For an addition $49.95, that trophy will ALSO be signed. Yes...for only $49.95 the trophy will also be signed. Again, another one of a kind item to make a great start to your Matt_24 collection.
Wow this rocks.....lets get the money rolling! Matt_24 rocks!
Matt_24 has been posting on AZ for quite a while and has made quite a few friends (I don't know why I'm referring to myself in the 3rd person, but it is fun......Matt_24 likes...) on here, so now it is time to go to the next level. Matt_24 has decided after many requests (ok, maybe one request.......from his 2 year old daughter...ok, she didn't really request it, but she won't deny it either) to offer up a once in a lifetime deal. Yes folks, this is once in a lifetime --- so DO NOT miss out. You simply can't afford to. Collector's??....listen up!
For sale is a house cue - of your choice (Dufferin, Valley, it doesn't matter) with MY, yes folks, your eyes are not lieing to you - I said it, "MY" autograph. This will only happen once, so I beg you.....do not let this opportunity pass you by. Did I mention this is a once in a lifetime opportunity?
Hold on...hold on....don't click off of this thread. I know you're asking yourself, "But Matt_24? You're telling me I can buy a housecue of MY choice with YOUR autograph on it? And you're only doing it once?". Yes folks, it is true. I'm not making this up. This is the once in a lifetime opportunity to own a housecue of your selection with MY autograph. You will receive this cue with the signature "Matt_24" strategically placed on the forearm area of the cue to make for a beautiful display.
Now wait....don't get discouraged. I know you have more questions. I know you are reading this wonderful offer and saying to yourself, "But Matt_24........what would something like this cost? $10,000 right? It has to be. A collectible of this nature....it HAS to be beyond my price range"
Worry not folks....this one of a kind collectible is priced to sell. For 5 monthly payments of $299.95 you can own this cue. NO, I'm not making this up. Again, for only 5 payments of the low, low price of $299.95 you can own a housecue of YOUR choice, with MY autograph.
Now, you've read the offer. It is time to act. Act fast! Supplies are limited (heck, there is only one). First AZer to respond gets the cue.
There will not be another signed housecue available...but if this proves to be popular out there in AZ land, I might offer some random things for sale with my signature at wonderful prices. I have a beautiful stapler I'm looking at right now that is begging to be signed and sold. Heck, to my left is a coffee cup just waiting for a wonderfully written "Matt_24" to go along with a "for sale" tag. These items will be sold for wonderful prices, sure to be the highlight of your.....stapler...or coffee cup collection.
But wait! I'm getting ahead of myself. Act now on this cue, and I will throw in an original 3rd place bowling trophy I won earlier this year. For an addition $49.95, that trophy will ALSO be signed. Yes...for only $49.95 the trophy will also be signed. Again, another one of a kind item to make a great start to your Matt_24 collection.
Wow this rocks.....lets get the money rolling! Matt_24 rocks!
