"I missed that shot because..."
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Voodoo Daddy
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AZE said:
Living Large and In Charge as usual...who won the Hollywood Extravaganza Sunday? Monster John again?
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Rude Dog said:
There's this one guy in my room who is a really good shot but he's the most arrogant ass alive. On top of it, he has NO mental game whatsoever so any time there's pressure or money at stake, he's got no chance. Anyway, this guy shoots better than me and he never hesitates to talk sh*t when I play him. He'll make a comment like "So, you ready to get embarrased?" Then, he subsequently gets his ass beat solely because he is SO overly consumed with the fear of losing to someone who is not as good as him. Then, when its all over, he makes comments like "Oh, I wasn't really trying anyway" and actually expects people to believe it. Its kinda funny.
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I also like "Man, I hit that ball too good." If you hit it too good you wouldn't have missed in the first place.[/QUOTE]
Ha come play on my table then.
Ha come play on my table then.
There is no excuse ....
Pool is an exact mathematical and physics science - the balls only go and react to each other on how you shoot the shot. You either missed because of aim, mechanics, improper english, or speed. If the table rolls
off, it is your fault for not knowing that before the match. Would you fight a war on unknown lands? Chalking up is your responsiblility.
BUT, the best one I have heard is, 'No wonder I missed, I don't have my
Pool panties on!' ...... lol
AND, I missed because I was thinking about why she missed ... LMAO
Pool is an exact mathematical and physics science - the balls only go and react to each other on how you shoot the shot. You either missed because of aim, mechanics, improper english, or speed. If the table rolls
off, it is your fault for not knowing that before the match. Would you fight a war on unknown lands? Chalking up is your responsiblility.
BUT, the best one I have heard is, 'No wonder I missed, I don't have my
Pool panties on!' ...... lol
AND, I missed because I was thinking about why she missed ... LMAO
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I run a League on Monday nights. This week, one of my guys tells me that he kept missing because "I had a pinched nerve in my neck" ...
I find it hard to play good when I forget my pool panties too! Thats a new one to me. I usually miss because the balls don't roll straight. 
I also like the excuse that someone missed because they are playing with a 20 ounch cue and they are used to a 19. Anyone that would say something like that is too stupid to know the difference.
I also like the excuse that someone missed because they are playing with a 20 ounch cue and they are used to a 19. Anyone that would say something like that is too stupid to know the difference.