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I cannot believe that ANY "pool movie" could be worse than >>> "Kisses and Caroms" which I purchased last week. It takes place in a billiard supply and two nice looking girls work there who try to play pool on the display table. IT IS REALLY BAD>>> but they do play some pool. I am not sure you would even call this a "pool movie".
 
ajrack said:
I cannot believe that ANY "pool movie" could be worse than >>> "Kisses and Caroms" which I purchased last week. It takes place in a billiard supply and two nice looking girls work there who try to play pool on the display table. IT IS REALLY BAD>>> but they do play some pool. I am not sure you would even call this a "pool movie".


Isn't that the one where the plot is based off of a guy having a threesome?
 
ajrack said:
I cannot believe that ANY "pool movie" could be worse than >>> "Kisses and Caroms" which I purchased last week. It takes place in a billiard supply and two nice looking girls work there who try to play pool on the display table. IT IS REALLY BAD>>> but they do play some pool. I am not sure you would even call this a "pool movie".
This one had kissing girls also. I think it was because the maker of the movie wanted to see them kiss. Nothing more or nothing less. It really had no point to the movie. (if that is what you would call it). As a matter of fact I am thinking of nominating it as worst because it really did not have much of a plot. At least there was a goal in up against the 8. This went really nowhere!

JV
 
have u guys heard of a movie called behind the 9 ?im not really sure of the name but i think j barreta is in it,.....
 
my god that was bad....

The acting was horrible, the plot was awful and nobody in the film looked like ever held a stick before much less could make a bridge....I shudder to think how bad your number must be if that was number 2. And now that I think about it, it was #2.
 
I skipped around and watched nearly 3 minutes of that link. I feel a definite loss of useful lifespan that I can never get back.

(Problem is that I'm a connisseur of bad movies and may have to actually watch the whole thing someday just to prove I could sit through it :eek: )
 
I've been robbed!!

Robbed of 9 minutes of my day.That's all I could stand.

Has anyone seen the Baltimore Bullett?

Ray
 
After reading the post's about the movie, I'm afraid to waste the time to even start it. I have enjoyed al;l the comments about it though. At least it served a purpose in life. {Even if it was the torture of innocent victims, er viewers}. Maybe if I get really bored tomorrow, NAAAAAHHHHHH.
 
I'm half way through and can not wait to see who wins. I must have missed this when it came out! :rolleyes: Good thing. Seriously, is this someones senior project in film school? If it is, I suspect that they did not pass. Two thumbs way down!
 
"Its the final weekend of an underground nine ball tournament, with the winner taking home 500,000 cash. The losers take home nothing but a handshake and a pat on the back."

Wow, make it eight-ball and change the fact that the winner gets any money and we've got a movie about the IPT.
 
I watched the whole thing too.

Ok, I was at work and had nothing better to do. Im sorry. :( It was not good.

(I liked all the hot chicks kissing each other near the beginning though:D)
 
The Baltimore Bullet is a great pool movie. It's not really accurate in the pool part, but it's very entertaining IMHO. Plus, when the two main characters finally have to match up James Coburn delivers one of the great lines of all times - "Just remember kid, I taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything I know..."
 
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