Identify and tell stories about this road player

[ZigZag Master]

This should be an easy one:


Big overweight guy, chubby face, looks like he wouldn't harm a fly.

Southern accent, big glasses, with lazy eye or glass eye (eyes look like they point in different directions)

Chain smoker, and frequent trips to the bathroom

Calls himself Cecil, and says he is involved in chicken fights.

Looks like he can't make a ball, but never misses.

 

[hemicudas]

No doubt,,,,,,,Cecil Hall.

 

[billfishhead]

sounds like a guy i drove to the dog track with three other ppl,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we all went to a bar later and cleaned up,,,,,,,,,,,,,btw it wuz buddy

 

[billfishhead]

btw, the other ppl were painter, N Y blackie, and jerry bento

 

[ZigZag Master]

It was NOT Buddy Hall.

Ths guy went about 350-400. Calves were like small trees.

Eyes pointed in different directions with big thick glasses. Talked in a slow souther drawl. Chain smoker, and frequent breaks to the bathroom (coke maybe???)

He has a great hustle....

 

[hemicudas]

It was NOT Buddy Hall.

Ths guy went about 350-400. Calves were like small trees.

Eyes pointed in different directions with big thick glasses. Talked in a slow souther drawl. Chain smoker, and frequent breaks to the bathroom (coke maybe???)

He has a great hustle....

Calm down Zig. You fail to recognize levity. Although, Buddy is in the 350-400 range, lol. Frequent trips to the bathroom could easily indicate prostate problems. At that weight it is easily believeable. Tangleeye is living in FL, if this is where this happened. I haven't seen him in 20 years or so, so I don't know what he weighs now. How old is he?

P.S. You guys think Woppie is back in action, LOL.

 

[cardiac kid]

Cecil

Hi zigzag,

Cecil was here in Rochester this past May. I was in Vegas for the BCA's but there is a story. It was related to me upon my return.
I've sent it to you via private message. Once again, this information is second hand. I was not here to witness it.
I am relating a story told to me by someone whom I trust.

 

[manlyshot]

If he's got reddish hair, his name is "Joe." Cecil Hall doesn't smoke.

 

[hemicudas]

If he's got reddish hair, his name is "Joe." Cecil Hall doesn't smoke.

Cecil Hall smokes virtually everyone MS, LOL.

 

[pooltablemech]

Benny Conway? lol

 

[Metzger]

Smorgass Bored aka Tampa Tubby?

 

[hemicudas]

Benny Conway? lol

No, I guarantee you it AIN'T Benny Conway. Having lost MANY times to Benny, I know him intimately. If he had said the guy looks like Ernie Kovaks, including cigar, the weight point would be mute.

Still no age on the guy?

 

[billfishhead]

tangleeye wasnt bad,,,,,,,,,,,could it be flomington red his brother?

 

[hemicudas]

Hey Zig, any reason for not giving the guys aprox. age?

 

[pooltablemech]

I beat tangle eye! Playing on a 12' table.......made him so mad he stomped out the door calling me names! The pockets were so tight on the table you had to hit it good to make a ball go down the rail! The balls barely fit in the holes. Not sure if he made 5 balls the whole time we played......lol!