IPT Song Sing Along

!Smorgass Bored

!Smorgass Bored

Hump ? What HUMP ?
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Sung to the tune of, "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah..here I am at Camp Granada."

Hello players, hello Deno,
Paid for Vegas, not for Reno.
Offered treasures, oh so regal,
But the only one that got them was Mike Sigel.

I've been plotting, I've been stalling,
You've been sweating, now I'm calling.
When I promised, I gave my word,
Now I've changed my mind and I'm going to give you one-third.

Please stop whining, you complainer,
Didn't you sign, with Mark Trainer ?
I'd have paid you some of my dough,
If I'd culminized the deal with Mr. Stan Ho.

Keep on playing, qualifiers,
While I'm searching for some buyers.
I'm retracting my pronouncements,
In some very timely upcoming Announcements.

Making money,seems to thrill me,
Please don't hurt me, please don't kill me.
If I fail you, with my teasers,
I'll just keep on putting charges on your VISAs.

Chorus:
Pay me off, don't start communion,
Pay me off, don't form a Union.
Don't read AZ Billiards,
Or, I might, be caught in my own lies.

Thanks for playing, thanks for paying,
Now just hear what, I've been saying.
Take my offer, not what's due ya,
Or just grin and smile and like it while I screw ya.

Wait a minute, phones are ringing,
Now I'm dancing, now I'm singing.
Take my offer, forget the bigtime,
And I'll disregard the lawyers and the jail time.

The IPT, has now run it's course,
Please stop beating, on this dead horse.
Thought I'd try it, didn't work though,
This debacle, brought to you by Kevin Trudeau.


Doug
.Original words & music: http://www.musiclegacy.com/Pages/hellomudda.htm OR
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/granada.htm
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Smorg, lots of talent.

Ya cudda bin sum body, ya cudda bin a Kontender!!

Jim
 
Now that's.......

Brilliant! :D

Thanks for the morning laugh! I could just hear Allen Sherman singing it. Or could get each pro to take a line.

Brian in Va
 
Brian in VA said:
Brilliant! :D

Thanks for the morning laugh! I could just hear Allen Sherman singing it. Or could get each pro to take a line.

Brian in Va
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BRILLIANT!! Good stuff, call the Digest! Thanks for the FIRST enlightenment from all this.
 
I sang the song to Bob. Unfortunately, I am tone deaf, and it didn't come out as good as expected.

I loved it!

Doug, you have ay too much time on your hands!

Eydie
 
I Wish I Had ANOTHER 61 Years

Eydie Romano said:
I loved it!

Doug, you have way too much time on your hands!
Eydie
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True, I have no life beyond popping corn and watching TV (and playing Poker )
Doug
( please don't tell my wife.....she's thinks I'm looking for a job )
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Smorgass Bored said:
Sung to the tune of, "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah..here I am at Camp Granada."

Hello players, hello Deno,
Paid for Vegas, not for Reno.
Offered treasures, oh so regal,
But the only one that got them was Mike Sigel.

I've been plotting, I've been stalling,
You've been sweating, now I'm calling.
When I promised, I gave my word,
Now I've changed my mind and I'm going to give you one-third.

Please stop whining, you complainer,
Didn't you sign, with Mark Trainer ?
I'd have paid you some of my dough,
If I'd culminized the deal with Mr. Stan Ho.

Keep on playing, qualifiers,
While I'm searching for some buyers.
I'm retracting my pronouncements,
In some very timely upcoming Announcements.

Making money,seems to thrill me,
Please don't hurt me, please don't kill me.
If I fail you, with my teasers,
I'll just keep on putting charges on your VISAs.

Chorus:
Pay me off, don't start communion,
Pay me off, don't form a Union.
Don't read AZ Billiards,
Or, I might, be caught in my own lies.

Thanks for playing, thanks for paying,
Now just hear what, I've been saying.
Take my offer, not what's due ya,
Or just grin and smile and like it while I screw ya.

Wait a minute, phones are ringing,
Now I'm dancing, now I'm singing.
Take my offer, forget the bigtime,
And I'll disregard the lawyers and the jail time.

The IPT, has now run it's course,
Please stop beating, on this dead horse.
Thought I'd try it, didn't work though,
This debacle, brought to you by Kevin Trudeau.


Doug
.Original words & music: http://www.musiclegacy.com/Pages/hellomudda.htm OR
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/granada.htm
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Funny stuff, Doug. Thanks for the laughs, buddy.
JoeyA
 
Maybe Joe Cocker.............. naw !

With all the talent on AZB, I'm surprised that we can't find an IPT player or well known 'pool person' to sing this song (on key)...... and someone to accompany them on piano.

Any offers or suggestions of names ?
Doug
(Jennifer Barretta, Jasmin Ouschan, Jay Helfert, Bob Jewett, Timberly, Buddy Hall,etc. ?
Or a large group, as in "We Are The World" )
 
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