Ivory law

Jodacus

Shoot...don't talk
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Does this new ivory law mean
I can't sell Rosco my pet elephant across state lines????
 
No but you can shoot him, cut him up and feed the body parts to the other carnivorous zoo critters
like the _ucking zoo did in Amsterdam when they killed & butchered a healthy giraffe and fed the
animal's dissected body parts to the lions for food.....and the public and children got to watch this.
 
Nope, Rosco will have to remain instate. He could probably go on vacation to a neighboring state, but would have to return by Monday morning to get to work.
 
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