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Deceased
DISILLUSIONED with life, Jimbo decided to enter a monastery.
On his first day, the Abbot greeted him.
"Welcome, Brother Jimbo, " he said. "As you know, we are a silent order. Your days here will be spend in contemplation and prayer, and you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Brother Jimbo lived in the monastery for a full year before the Abbot next spoke to him. "Brother Jimbo, you have been here a year now, now you may speak two words."
Brother Jimbo said "Hard bed." "I`m sorry to hear that," the Abbot said. "We will get you a better bed."
Next year, Brother Jimbo was called by the Abbot. "You may say another two words, Brother Jimbo." "Cold food," said Brother Jimbo. The Abbot tutted, and assured him that the food would be better in the future.
On his third anniversary, the Abbot called for Brother Jimbo. "Two words you may say today," he said.
"I quit," said Brother Jimbo. "Well, it`s probably for the best," said the Abbot. "All you`ve done since you got here is complain."
Ya know we still luv ya !!!!
On his first day, the Abbot greeted him.
"Welcome, Brother Jimbo, " he said. "As you know, we are a silent order. Your days here will be spend in contemplation and prayer, and you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Brother Jimbo lived in the monastery for a full year before the Abbot next spoke to him. "Brother Jimbo, you have been here a year now, now you may speak two words."
Brother Jimbo said "Hard bed." "I`m sorry to hear that," the Abbot said. "We will get you a better bed."
Next year, Brother Jimbo was called by the Abbot. "You may say another two words, Brother Jimbo." "Cold food," said Brother Jimbo. The Abbot tutted, and assured him that the food would be better in the future.
On his third anniversary, the Abbot called for Brother Jimbo. "Two words you may say today," he said.
"I quit," said Brother Jimbo. "Well, it`s probably for the best," said the Abbot. "All you`ve done since you got here is complain."
Ya know we still luv ya !!!!
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