Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she
thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She
was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a
ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their
business, they p roceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's
husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so
he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girls night out have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no
panties!!' 'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
never forget you!'
faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she
thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She
was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a
ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their
business, they p roceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's
husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so
he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girls night out have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no
panties!!' 'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
never forget you!'
