Kevin Trudeau = Anti-Christ?

[The Baby's Arm]

what makes you think matthews is a jedi?????

How else could he be 238 years old? He carries around a light sabre for god's sake!

 

[straybullet]

OK, at first I thought it was serious. Got me! But then I just found it hilarious. What a sage wit, kind of like Stray Bullet's. Catchy title too. May the forceps be with you!

Linda, don't compare me to this, please - because I would never entitle a post "So & So is the anti-Christ" - its one thing to be witty, but when its tasteless - most people will notice that instead of the humor.

 

[The Baby's Arm]

Linda, don't compare me to this, please - because I would never entitle a post "So & So is the anti-Christ" - its one thing to be witty, but when its tasteless - most people will notice that instead of the humor.

Are YOU the anti-christ? By the way, the post was entitled Kevin Trudeau=Anti-Christ? <-----that is a question mark, not a period.

 

[Rude Dog]

That is hilarious.....

Dude some of you repliers need to get a life and learn how to read sarcasm. This was an obivous play on the people bashing KT and the IPT......

Say it ain't so Jaden, are you trying to say that there are people out there that thought this thing wouldn't work? The end of pool? The game would be tarnished forever? Who would say such a thing? Boy, I bet they sure feel stupid right about now, huh. I wonder what they'll have to say now? Oh, I know, it's still the beginning, it won't last, K.T. will run off with all the money from the 401k. What 401k, you ask? Well, you know, the one that all of the world organizations offer their players. The one's that pay the Hall Of Famers their pensions right now for their service to the game for all those years. And they manage their money for them, pay their medical insurance, house them, feed them, pay all of the bills. I mean, that's why they paid those sanction fees, right? To be a part of the "World Organization". BRRRRRRiiiiiiiing, BBBBBBBRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, hit the snooze button babe, I'm on a roll!

 

[The Baby's Arm]

Say it ain't so Jaden, are you trying to say that there are people out there that thought this thing wouldn't work? The end of pool? The game would be tarnished forever? Who would say such a thing? Boy, I bet they sure feel stupid right about now, huh. I wonder what they'll have to say now? Oh, I know, it's still the beginning, it won't last, K.T. will run off with all the money from the 401k. What 401k, you ask? Well, you know, the one that all of the world organizations offer their players. The one's that pay the Hall Of Famers their pensions right now for their service to the game for all those years. And they manage their money for them, pay their medical insurance, house them, feed them, pay all of the bills. I mean, that's why they paid those sanction fees, right? To be a part of the "World Organization". BRRRRRRiiiiiiiing, BBBBBBBRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, hit the snooze button babe, I'm on a roll!

Alright, all of you clowns bash this guy too for being the least bit sarcastic in a post.

 

[straybullet]

Are YOU the anti-christ? By the way, the post was entitled Kevin Trudeau=Anti-Christ? <-----that is a question mark, not a period.

No, I'm not the Anti-Christ, just someone that is apparantly a thorn in your side. I wonder why? Hmmm...

 

[Eydie Romano]

No, I'm not the Anti-Christ, just someone that is apparantly a thorn in your side. I wonder why? Hmmm...

Stray ~ You can be my thorn any day your little cutie! How are you sweeie pie!

 

[Str8PoolMan]

KT the Anti-Christ?

After reading the article, I think that KT is definitely the Anti-christ. I think that someone should put an end to all of his plans and ideas before its too late for all of us. I think I read somewhere that we have to keep him from getting to the Golden Child, which could be that Wu kid from China. I also read that only a pool Jedi can ultimately stop him. Grady, if you read this post, please gather the other Jedi and make your way to Orlando. Once there you must get him to the top of Space Mountain where it will be possible to plunge a J&J jump break into his heart. Once this is done, other leaders such as Mike Janis and Tommy Kennedy will distribute his body parts to all ends of the Universe or sale them on Ebay and peace will once again be realized.

No way! The Anti-Christ would never be so tacky as to pass bad checks.

 

[Craig Fales]

I am being very serious. You guys don't think that we should employ some pool Jedi's and try and get him on Space Mountain? Maybe we could get him to play some cheap sets at the Derby City Classic and give him some tainted punch and cocktail weenies from the AZ room. lol, some of you clowns should shoot yourself for taking everything so goddamn serious.

Did you say "Cheap sets?"
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[henho]

Here are some little-known true facts about Kevin Trudeau:

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Kevin Trudeau and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

A blind man once stepped on Kevin Trudeau's shoe. Kevin replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Kevin Trudeau!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness.

Kevin Trudeau eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Kevin Trudeau doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Kevin Trudeau once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

When Kevin Trudeau was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is success?" Kevin received an "A+" for writing only the words "Kevin Trudeau" and promptly turning in the paper.

Kevin Trudeau owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

So, don't mess with Trudeau.

 

[rackmsuckr]

Here are some little-known true facts about Kevin Trudeau:

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Kevin Trudeau and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

A blind man once stepped on Kevin Trudeau's shoe. Kevin replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Kevin Trudeau!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness.

Kevin Trudeau eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Kevin Trudeau doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Kevin Trudeau once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

When Kevin Trudeau was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is success?" Kevin received an "A+" for writing only the words "Kevin Trudeau" and promptly turning in the paper.

Kevin Trudeau owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

So, don't mess with Trudeau.

Make that organic steaks.

 

[rackmsuckr]

Linda, don't compare me to this, please - because I would never entitle a post "So & So is the anti-Christ" - its one thing to be witty, but when its tasteless - most people will notice that instead of the humor.

Oops, sorry to have gotten in the middle of something. If he were serious then I would have been really offended, but I was just saying that there aren't many on here that make me laugh (but plenty that make me smile ) except you 2, so I'm sorry to have stepped on your toes inadvertently. It's just that I like somewhat tasteless humor.

And what happened to your Brad Pitt avatar? Don't make me put one up of him!

 

[Donovan]

sarcasm = translates well in typing?

OK, well this thread is just silly. I love humor, but man this coming out of a Sam Kinnison's grave I think. Some how, sarcasm, just doesn't come across that well in here, at least not about the hot topics. I really thought this whole thing was dumb...and yet here I am commenting on it. BAH!