Larry Guninger

Ever heard the expression curse like a Sailor? Well, I am a sailor.

All the negative things you say to everyone.... bashing peoples life work. But I used a bad word!!! America should be ashamed of me. Right now, on a friday night, I am 6,000 miles from my friends and family, standing a watch in Production Control for our anti-submarine air department. But oh wait, I used a bad word!!!! America should be so ashamed of me, just like their leader Fast Larry.

King of a sport that no one has ever heard of. Artistic pool.... easy to be the King when barely anyone cares to play your sport. Is it artistic, or being able to make a bunch of set up shots?
 
larry.....i would like to address the spelling of my name.......JUSTON not justin as you like to spell it......i do not misspell your name....and if you would go all the way back you lashed out at me when i simply made a comment.....i didnt start bashing you ....you popped off at me and i felt justified in defending myself......again im JUSTON get it right.......i have never went out of my way to harass you or bash you .....if you can prove me wrong and show where i went out of my way to be malicious and just choose you out of all the members to bash.......i really dont think you can but if you can i will be the first to admit my wrong doings........JUSTON COLEMAN

PLEASE NOTICE JUSTON NOT justin......j
 
JJHolmquist said:
Alright Larry, here it is.... why don't you explain to us all why you think it is that nearly everyone on here hates you? Really, why do you think it is?
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As somebody who reads here a lot, I can say that I don't hate Larry. Some of the things he writes are interesting, some not. I skip what isn't.

My question is why people keep opening threads with things like "Hi Larry, I think you're an asshole and I pity you." and then a bunch of other people jump in to agree. For christ's sake, if you don't find his posts worth reading don't fucking read them.

Hell, anybody who is making any serious judgements about people based on what they write in this forum is out of their mind. If I wanted to make any negative assumptions about cuewhiz by this post I would guess that he is about 15 and likes to post flame-bait because he likes when people reply to him. I would also guess that he failed English since he has no grasp of paragraph structure, and that somebody in his family is awfully fucking stupid since they don't know how to spell "Justin" correctly.

BUT THAT ISN'T WHAT I ASSUME. I don't even know where Juston lives, assume that he knows how to spell is own name, and was generally going to skip this post except that it looks a little like work and I'm trying to kill the last 15 minutes on a Friday afternoon. He may possess perfect sentence structure but it doesn't fit his posting style.

The entire internet is like panning for gold. You have to sift through a ton of shit to find anything worthwhile. Larry has opinions that he likes to state. So let him. Read them. Think about them. Disagree politely if you have to. Move on. Don't get your blood pressure up about a bunch of phosphor pixels.
 
mungtor......just to clarify a few things for you ......i am not 15 im 33 and i am not posting on here to try to start trash with larry as you assume.....as far as my ability to typ and all that ,paragraph structure.....i dont feel like it is necessary to write a formal paper everytime i make a post......but i will tell you this to assume as you have means to make a ass out of u and me.....i just choose to write the way i do as im not a typist......i would not attempt to ridicule you if you were in my world and that would be culinary arts.....and as far as the intelligence of my family when it comes to the spelling of my name ......there isnt a set in stone way to spell my name......but i ask that my name spelling be respected and not be spelled as others think it should be.....all names have variations on their spelling.....my name is very unique and i am very proud of it......so why not stick to the post at hand.....i simply asked larry to help me understand why he chooses to be un-professional when he claims to be such a professional that we are all less than he is......by the way may i ask what is "mungtor"......you know i think thats the main problem here is that this thread has gotten off the topic of what i asked......i hate that i have given some cowards a soap box to jump on......at least i am man enough to speak out and not be abusive or abrasive about it.......JUSTON COLEMAN
 
fast larry said:
Dear bozo, sorry I called you bozo bozo, but if the shoe fits, wear it. I try to be polite and say she yit, would you prefer me to say and print shit like Blud is now doing on this forum. In school, I was the guy who kicked friggin sand in your face at the beach, took off with your girl and nailed her under the pier which you could not have pulled off in a thousand years because it was you who were the dork, dork. Nice try, but the only thing I get is this, here comes another Merchant of Death, that I get, that I understand. It's lets all get on the horn, call up our pals and pile on and degrad this guy, that is what I get dork. There is no free speech in pool, never has been, never will be. This board is about as close as you are going to get to it. I state an opinion, with full civility, politely, and now I get this sewer attack from you bottom feeders. What do you expect, from Merchants of Death.... :D
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Larry,
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!? You get a charge out of all this, huh? :D
 
Juston,

Please re-read what I posted. Especially the paragraph starting "BUT THAT ISN'T WHAT I ASSUME" all in caps. I do not mean you any disrespect, but instead meant to point out that everybody communicates differently and depending on what somebody's perspective it may not look like what they intended.

I honestly meant no offense and apologize if any was taken.
 
Ted Harris said:
Larry,
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!?
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The funny thing is, I think he actually believes that he is being attacked by everyone for no good reason! :rolleyes: I know this is off topic, and I'm sorry to not bash Larry any more in this post, but Ted, what happened to the Green Machine?! His phone is turned off! If he calls you again tell him to call me.
 
Ahh yall need to leave Larry alone, it isn't his fault he needs an enema. :eek:
 
JJHolmquist said:
Man Blud doesn't send people after you. I really, really doubt he personally calls people and asks them to slander you. You have major dellusions of grandeur. You think that everyone is out to get you, but the truth is you aren't important enough for that. You are not a president, no one cares what you do. No one cares about you enough to be conspiring (not even blud), no one is putting a tracking device in your ivory free Meucci cue.

The reason everyone is negative to you is that you are annoying. You have a way of always coming off in a condescending manor, like you think you are better than everyone. Your posts are repetitive. You say the same 'she yet' over and over. You throw out childish insulsts 'bozo.' Man, I havent heard that word since preschool. You are just straight out irritating for some reason.

I really dont know how you manage to hit that wrong nerve on everyone that makes them immediatly dislike you. They don't give you crap because you are important enough that there is a conspiracy.

You are just that dorky guy in everyones highschool. Remember that guy? Maybe he is smart and knows what he is talking about, but no one cares because he annoys everyone. You are that guy. You ever meet a person you just want to punch for some reason, he just rubs you the wrong way? You are that guy to almost everyone that reads your posts. He is probably better off accepting it and trying to blend in a bit better, not by going around telling everyone how smart he is. I don't have any advice to make it better. No one could explain to that geek in highschool how to be cool, and become popular.

I know, I know you don't have time to respond to Bozo's like me. But by what I have seen in this forum, you apparently do. You always say you dont, but you always come back and write more than any other user I have seen. It amazes me that someone who claims knows so many big shot people, is such a great author, is such a cool guy, and is so damn smart, cares or really devotes the time to come on here and piss everyone off so much. Then cry about it and throw around names calling people Redneck and Bozo. Wow, you represent yourself in such a distinguished manor. Wait, is distinguished a synonym with immature???

Don't want to be repetitive like you, but I really have to reiterate a few things. NO ONE IS CONSPIRING AOUBT YOU, YOUR NATURAL DEMEANOR JUST ANNOYS EVERYONE. You are that dork in the big highschool of life, thats why everyone gives you a hassle.

Now please do what you are always saying, and just leave the board. Deprive us all of your extensive knowledge, then you can sit by yourself and laugh at us lowly ants having to live without your priceless wisdom.
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Hey, Iceland, speak for yourself.
"YOUR NATURAL DEMEANOR JUST ANNOYS EVERYONE" Maybe it annoys you, but it doesn't annoy me. I take exception to you, AFTER YOUR 8TH POST, asking someone who says more in one sentence than you can in 7 paragraphs to leave this board. YOU should leave this board, you're offering zippo...
 
Top Spin said:
Hey, Iceland, speak for yourself.
"YOUR NATURAL DEMEANOR JUST ANNOYS EVERYONE" Maybe it annoys you, but it doesn't annoy me. I take exception to you, AFTER YOUR 8TH POST, asking someone who says more in one sentence than you can in 7 paragraphs to leave this board. YOU should leave this board, you're offering zippo...
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he's offering zippo's??? man i need a new one, my other's were stolen!!! how much???


Thanks

Jon :P
 
BiG_JoN said:
he's offering zippo's??? man i need a new one, my other's were stolen!!! how much???


Thanks

Jon :P
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Hmmm, yeah, never say zippo to a pool player - he'll get a craving to light something up.
OK:
delete: zippo
add: zero
:)
 
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