Not to mess with your post but I can't help mentioning what this brings to my mind.
About a year ago when I got my brand new Brunswick table, I didn't have a light yet. I did have an old 4 ft. shop light (fluorescent). So I screwed it to the ceiling of my basement and said 'It will do for now'. Of course I had to have the fellows on my team over to see my new table. That Saturday afternoon most of the team showed up. The highlight of the afternoon was about my light. It was on the ceiling instead of being suspended at a certain height over the table. Two of the team members insisted that they needed the light closer to the table so they could use the reflection on the balls to aim there shots. And I was wondering why my team was on the bottom of the list. LOL
JR