Just kidding about the matador lap dogs, I saw that story on E:60 the other day. Now that I have your attention, if you're not sure if you're gay or not at this point in your life, than I guess you're not laughing.
Anyway, who decides the Mosconi Cup team? Is a 50 year old Earl really the best we can put out there. Do you think our guys, who know that can't beat the Europeans, really stand a chance?
Let's get our gamblers out there, at least they have some heart. Corey and Shane could play, but that's about it. Give guys like Donny Mills or Dennis Hatch or Chris Bartrum a chance. Donny has won quite a few events down there in Florida on a tour that is riddled with "Mosconi Cuppers". Dennis Hatch has like an 85% win clip on the Joss NE Tour. And CB is without question the best gambler we have in America. I promise you, if he were born 20 years earlier, he'd been gambling with Efren, some how, some way.
These guys stand out not with talent, but with heart and that is the only, I repeat, THE ONLY way we are gonna get by the purse carrying, capri wearing, treadmill running, kick-boxing class taking, light weight/high reps lifting Europeans...SON!!!
Anyway, who decides the Mosconi Cup team? Is a 50 year old Earl really the best we can put out there. Do you think our guys, who know that can't beat the Europeans, really stand a chance?
Let's get our gamblers out there, at least they have some heart. Corey and Shane could play, but that's about it. Give guys like Donny Mills or Dennis Hatch or Chris Bartrum a chance. Donny has won quite a few events down there in Florida on a tour that is riddled with "Mosconi Cuppers". Dennis Hatch has like an 85% win clip on the Joss NE Tour. And CB is without question the best gambler we have in America. I promise you, if he were born 20 years earlier, he'd been gambling with Efren, some how, some way.
These guys stand out not with talent, but with heart and that is the only, I repeat, THE ONLY way we are gonna get by the purse carrying, capri wearing, treadmill running, kick-boxing class taking, light weight/high reps lifting Europeans...SON!!!
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