A recent call to the Police - Husband: My wife is missing. She went out to play pool yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Color of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Color of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of a pool cue stick dose she use?
Husband: She took my cues!
Sergeant: What kind cues are they?
Husband: They are my Joss cue serial number 498763, and 98753
The first one has 2 shafts, 1 has a 13mm la-pro tip with a white linen phenolic Ferrell, with a 5/16-18 threaded tenon, the shaft is 119.3 grams, of pure vertical straight grain grade AA maple, with a 3/8 inch black phenolic joint ring with a brass connecting insert with a 1/2" diameter pilot that is 3/8"
At this point the husband started choking up. . .
Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Pool Cues.
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Color of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Color of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of a pool cue stick dose she use?
Husband: She took my cues!
Sergeant: What kind cues are they?
Husband: They are my Joss cue serial number 498763, and 98753
The first one has 2 shafts, 1 has a 13mm la-pro tip with a white linen phenolic Ferrell, with a 5/16-18 threaded tenon, the shaft is 119.3 grams, of pure vertical straight grain grade AA maple, with a 3/8 inch black phenolic joint ring with a brass connecting insert with a 1/2" diameter pilot that is 3/8"
At this point the husband started choking up. . .
Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Pool Cues.