We all know that KT is a health nut. He doesn't eat any of that good food, only crazy organically grown weeds.
So it is obvious to me that he eats spinach. Something no sane person would do unless he wants to look like Popeye with those funny arms.
So he must have eaten a batch of that spinach that was tainted with E. coli. He got sick and went off to some secluded island recouperating from his illness. Which means he is eating and drinking some real food where no one can see him.
So after his near death experience and upon his return when he gets all better and his mind gets back to normal and people ask him about the IPT he will most likely say, "I must have been crazy to promise to give away several million dollars to pool players".
Then he will fire all of his employees who didn't stop him from this stupid venture. The last we will hear of him will be him muttering to himself, "who is this Mike Sigel character who conned me?" as he gets on his yacht for an extended world cruise. Where he will pen another book about his near death experience with spinach and how it was all the FDA's fault and Bush's fault for letting in illegal immigrants who contaminated the spinach.
The new book will set all time sales records, most likely over 10 million copies will be sold. He will have all the bases covered. The health nuts. The Bush haters. And the Illegal Immigrant fanatics.
Ah yes, it must be nice to be independently wealthy.
Jake
So it is obvious to me that he eats spinach. Something no sane person would do unless he wants to look like Popeye with those funny arms.
So he must have eaten a batch of that spinach that was tainted with E. coli. He got sick and went off to some secluded island recouperating from his illness. Which means he is eating and drinking some real food where no one can see him.
So after his near death experience and upon his return when he gets all better and his mind gets back to normal and people ask him about the IPT he will most likely say, "I must have been crazy to promise to give away several million dollars to pool players".
Then he will fire all of his employees who didn't stop him from this stupid venture. The last we will hear of him will be him muttering to himself, "who is this Mike Sigel character who conned me?" as he gets on his yacht for an extended world cruise. Where he will pen another book about his near death experience with spinach and how it was all the FDA's fault and Bush's fault for letting in illegal immigrants who contaminated the spinach.
The new book will set all time sales records, most likely over 10 million copies will be sold. He will have all the bases covered. The health nuts. The Bush haters. And the Illegal Immigrant fanatics.
Ah yes, it must be nice to be independently wealthy.
Jake
