Natural Cures - It Really Works !!!!

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I thought it would be nice to start up my fireplace tonight and I had no newspapers so I used my Natural Cures book - the one I bought as my half hearted indirect gesture at supporting the IPT.

And low and behold as soon as that sucker started flaming I felt much better.

Now I think I know what everyones been doing with the book !!
 
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honestly, when do we say the time limit has come? chicago is supposed to happen real soon, when do we say, "WE NEED OUR MONEY?"
 
8-ball bernie said:
honestly, when do we say the time limit has come? chicago is supposed to happen real soon, when do we say, "WE NEED OUR MONEY?"
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The basis of most forecasting models is the past.

Assuming there are no intrinsic or extrinsic factors and the future resembles the past.......:(
 
ribdoner said:
BERN,

THe news wasn't good----the rabbit died:(
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The poor thing starved to death... it never could catch that carrot on the stick. :(

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JC51534 said:
I thought it would be nice to start up my fireplace tonight and I had no newspapers so I used my Natural Cures book - the one I bought as my half hearted indirect gesture at supporting the IPT.

And low and behold as soon as that sucker started flaming I felt much better.

Now I think I know what everyones been doing with the book !!
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That reminds me of the Estaban guitar sold on TV by another scam artist. A friend bought one and after a month the neck warped and the frets were coming out, not to mention how just plain awful it played. he told me the best sound he ever got out of the POS was when he took it outside and smashed it on the concrete patio. I read the NC book but I got it at a yard sale for a couple of bucks so it was no big loss.

I took a marketing course once and the guy doing the course said you can sell anything no matter how worthless as long as it is cheep enough. Most people will not even bother to return it and for the few that do just give them their money back you will still be ahead. this guy by the way made in one year over $2,000,000 selling worthless cardboard boxes. They had a print on the outside like wood grain and he advertised them in the National Inquirer, very expensive advertising by the way, but one of the best places to advertise if you can afford it. He called them "Stackables" and you could stack then to use as extra storage, or book shelves what ever.

They looked real good in the pictures and sold for $9.99 for a package of three boxes. I got to know the teacher pretty good, he had been an advertising executive for CBS before he retired. Then he went into the mail order business. He made more money after he retired then he made when he was working. He bought out a bunch of amber colored sun glasses when I knew him and again put them in the Inquirer selling them as night driving glasses. He sold like 50,000 pair for something like $4.95 plus shipping. they were gone in a couple of months. I liked him but he was a little dishonest in my opinion but the principles he practiced did work. It is amazing how easy money is to make.
 
i am happy to report that i think if i'm not mistaken, which i might be, that this coming week, or at the latest next week, the week after thnis coming week, i think i might get an e-mail from the ipt saying that the next week the deal will or might be final and that in a few weeks time the checks will be sent out, and that they will send $50 in a check another $50 at chicago,and when 2007 is over another $10 or something like that, in other words, i feel very hopeful that we are all going to get paid, very,very hopeful. there is no need for panic, none what so ever,this is all gonna be just fine. am i right? everything is gonna come out alright. the ipt is just begining. just enter $2000 and your in! i have nothing but good feelings, really, this really is the best thing to ever hit pool, isn't it? don't chya all feel this way,or is it just me? i really think this is a great tour. holy crap!!!!two tournaments into it and we wer'nt paid? what kind of bull shet is that??????????????????????
 
8-ball bernie said:
honestly, when do we say the time limit has come? chicago is supposed to happen real soon, when do we say, "WE NEED OUR MONEY?"
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This momo reminds me of the charactor "Murray" from Good Fellas.

Maybe Joe Pesci can stick a knife in his neck too :eek: :D

Brian
 
TheOne said:
What did you have in mind? :p
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Now Craig, you know that none of us really like you, we just tolerate you. That being said, the fact that I let you linger around means that I think more of you than I do that book, so what does that tell ya?? :D
 

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Craig, enjoy your stay... when the truth prevails, I'll be putting little mans pic in your place. :p
 
Timberly said:
Now Craig, you know that none of us really like you, we just tolerate you. That being said, the fact that I let you linger around means that I think more of you than I do that book, so what does that tell ya?? :D
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You want to book me? :confused:
 
TheOne said:
You want to book me? :confused:
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You're already "booked".

In big letters surrounded by shining lights, Broadway style...

"Whose turn is it to kiss Timberly's a$$

Now starrring Craig, aka TheOne"
 

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TheOne said:
Isnt there room for both of us? :eek:
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There used to be but I decided to downsize. Little man might be little but he still has a big head so it won't work. Sorry.
 
Timberly said:
There used to be but I decided to downsize. Little man might be little but he still has a big head so it won't work. Sorry.
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Its all greek to me anyway!

;)
 
FYI for those of you that don't know... Craig is well liked and I was simply joking when I said that we all know that no one likes him. I'm one of his biggest fans... he's a nice guy and a good sport... always fun to joke around with.


Luv ya Craig! ;)
 
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