New Flame War Thread!!!!!!!
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Tbeaux said:Whew,
Landsharks dating game is over.....finally........BRRRRRAAAAA(mepassingas)AAAAUUUUMMMMPPPPPPP
.......ohhh that felt soooo good!
Terry
Please Terry, there was no need to hold in the beans....you stood no chance with my sista!!!!
Tbeaux said:By the way LS I think the answer they are looking for is half rolled up prophalactic (sp)!
Are you saying Big Jon has a little jon???? 
drivermaker
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landshark77 said:
Yes, that's right. I said it was local folklore in NC and surrounding states started by WOMEN. The cackling mouths of women range far and wide very quickly, much faster than even the internet.
Since you seem to be having so much difficulty figuring out what body part it might be due to inexperience and naivety
and hanging out with guys in West Va. that look like they're out of Deliverance,here's a sight that should contribute to your education:
http://www.jackknoff.com/penisname.htm
There's a Little Juan listed, but not a Little Jon. You have 2 days to memorize the entire alphabetical list and will be tested at that time.
Now, get on the "stick".
Hey! Looks like the flame thread is actually working. Now that all the flame throwers have gotten it outta their system (self included ). The other threads are actually producing good discussions. Great to see the positive posts in the thread.
Feel free to flame as much as you want, as long as it's here.
). The other threads are actually producing good discussions. Great to see the positive posts in the thread.Feel free to flame as much as you want, as long as it's here.
All of you are a bunch of farking nits and I could give the orange crush and the breaks to everyone here and I would drill all of you. I don't count my money, I weigh it. You beat me you retire! But as I said you are all nits. None of you could run two balls because you are all too busy playing with your own because no one else will.
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Flame On !
The big difference between the two quoted analogies and POOL is "there is no perceived reward to 'sandbag' in golf (low score wins), in bowling (high score wins), and in chess (you win, lose or draw),,,'sandbag' in these three sports and you lose,,,sure, your ranking in pool (by sandbagging) will be lower, but sandbaggers never reach the top; maybe occasionally win a few bucks here & there, but they are cheating themselves a lot in order to win very little !
in pool (ranks/handicaps) a two (sandbagger, who's really a 6) only has to win two games against an actual six,,,this happens often in league play here ,,,the #two plays not too obvious defensively to keep the innings up and the ball count down,,,,,,,,,,,so goes life !
hard to compare one sport to another,,generally gives a false analogy,,,In law school, 'contracts course',...."all things are alike in someways and different in otherways.",,,the real argument is "does the difference(s) outweigh the similarity(s) ?"
that's it, IMHO and I'm stickin' to it !......jflan
Teacherman said:
FLICKit said:
The big difference between the two quoted analogies and POOL is "there is no perceived reward to 'sandbag' in golf (low score wins), in bowling (high score wins), and in chess (you win, lose or draw),,,'sandbag' in these three sports and you lose,,,sure, your ranking in pool (by sandbagging) will be lower, but sandbaggers never reach the top; maybe occasionally win a few bucks here & there, but they are cheating themselves a lot in order to win very little !
in pool (ranks/handicaps) a two (sandbagger, who's really a 6) only has to win two games against an actual six,,,this happens often in league play here ,,,the #two plays not too obvious defensively to keep the innings up and the ball count down,,,,,,,,,,,so goes life !
hard to compare one sport to another,,generally gives a false analogy,,,In law school, 'contracts course',...."all things are alike in someways and different in otherways.",,,the real argument is "does the difference(s) outweigh the similarity(s) ?"
that's it, IMHO and I'm stickin' to it !......jflan
drivermaker said:
My bad, I thought you were a man.
Ummm, nice list....you seem to be preoccupied with the boneless fish.
drivermaker
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landshark77 said:My bad, I thought you were a man.
Ummm, nice list....you seem to be preoccupied with the boneless fish.
And if you were...I'll bet your hubby would be a lot happier man who wouldn't be going to those "strip clubs with pool tables" (cough, cough) just to watch You play and cheer you on. LOL (poor dude)
drivermaker said:And if you were...I'll bet your hubby would be a lot happier man.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it!!!! So you are preoccupied because it makes your man happy. That is sooooo nice of you....see guys, Drivermaker truly is a caring and thoughtful person. TAP TAP to you!
drivermaker
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landshark77 said:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it!!!! So you are preoccupied because it makes your man happy. That is sooooo nice of you....see guys, Drivermaker truly is a caring and thoughtful person. TAP TAP to you!
LOL...you're about as funny as a dead fish in bed that doesn't flop around. (more than likely quite true) The question now becomes...are you still married and care about YOURS?
drivermaker said:
Whatever Drivermaker, I don't come to this forum to make you and my other fans jealous. And marriage is a LIFETIME commitment....am I still married...geez.
Hope your palms aren't too hairy.
drivermaker
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landshark77 said:Whatever Drivermaker, I don't come to this forum to make you and my other fans jealous. And marriage is a LIFETIME commitment....am I still married...geez.
Hope your palms aren't too hairy.
No, my palms aren't too hairy...but I AM going blind.
Well if it's big and round then you have accidentally wandered into the refrigerator...most likely you have found a cucumber...just an FYI. Please look into a seeing eye dog.drivermaker said:No, my palms aren't too hairy...but I AM going blind.
Tbeaux said:Hey Landshark,
I know I'm gonna sound like a dummy.
Could you please expound on your FYI......What do YOU do with a cucumber?
And please be specific on the details please (time...length...any condiments).
Terry
Terry...I dunno what you want...they have forums dedicated to this kinda stuff.
Go here . Lemme know if you find anything fascinating.
landshark77 said:Terry...I dunno what you want...they have forums dedicated to this kinda stuff.
Go here . Lemme know if you find anything fascinating.
Yeah....Cucumber salsa sounds pretty good but there ain't no pictures.
Oh...I get it you're calling Drivermaker a chef.
Dum me an I thought you were gettin' kinky.
Terry
Tbeaux said:
Yeah, a chef...that's it....tenderizing salami...is that on the list??
BTW...has anyone noticed that Teacherman still hasn't responed to ANY post I make...eh, I'm that bored, LOL.