New Invention

[NewStroke]

I just thought of something that would not only protect your cue but ensure your cue is level every time you shoot.

Take a piece of very thin fishing line and attach one end ot your neck and the other to the balance point of your cue. When you bend over it will level out and when you stand up it will move up with you and since it's attached you don't have to put it down for any reason. The secret part is how I will fluoresce the line and make it low without blinding anyone or giving them cancer.

I will call this invention the "Dangler"

 

[custmqs]

What is the expected angle of the Dangle?

 

[NewStroke]

either 90 or 180 degrees

 

[NewStroke]

I've been getting a major amount of PMs. Yes the neck piece will be padded with the best genuine simulated silk.

 

[BigRigTom]

I just thought of something that would not only protect your cue but ensure your cue is level every time you shoot.

Take a piece of very thin fishing line and attach one end ot your neck and the other to the balance point of your cue. When you bend over it will level out and when you stand up it will move up with you and since it's attached you don't have to put it down for any reason. The secret part is how I will fluoresce the line and make it low without blinding anyone or giving them cancer.

I will call this invention the "Dangler"

This kind of thing would only work for you boys down there in Texas!
Heck they make fun of us wearing a glove in California!
I can just imagine the beatings we would get if anyone had the balls to try your new invention in a real pool hall or bar out here!

 

[jason]

My invention is very similar, but a little longer thread. It attached to your balls to prevent you from jumping up on your shot.

We can make millions!

 

[randyg]

How do I get these new inventions?????randyg

 

[mm4pool]

you would definately get better feed back if tied to your balls,

 

[bullshooter69]

Mood Ring

I say you make them out of the same stuff that mood rings are made of.:wink::wink:

 

[Backpocket]

I just thought of something that would not only protect your cue but ensure your cue is level every time you shoot.

Take a piece of very thin fishing line and attach one end ot your neck and the other to the balance point of your cue. When you bend over it will level out and when you stand up it will move up with you and since it's attached you don't have to put it down for any reason. The secret part is how I will fluoresce the line and make it low without blinding anyone or giving them cancer.

I will call this invention the "Dangler"

This is a joke,isnt it.

 

[VonRhett]

either 90 or 180 degrees

90 won't work, of course, but an equation for this has already been written:

The Von Razor stipulates that the Angle of the Dangle equals the Mass of the Ass

sooooo:

M ass=qSin(q)+Cos(q) b±√(2(q)/2a(q)Dangle