New IPT Anthem ?

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For those that don't read the IPT section here at AZB, I'm re-posting what I hope to become the IPT Anthem. I hope that you like it.


Sung to the tune of, "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah..here I am at Camp Granada."

Hello players, hello Deno,
Paid for Vegas, not for Reno.
Offered treasures, oh so regal,
But the only one that got them was Mike Sigel.

I've been plotting, I've been stalling,
You've been sweating, now I'm calling.
When I promised, I gave my word,
Now I've changed my mind and I'm going to give you one-third.

Please stop whining, you complainer,
Didn't you sign, with Mark Trainer ?
I'd have paid you some of my dough,
If I'd culminized the deal with Mr. Stan Ho.

Keep on playing, qualifiers,
While I'm searching for some buyers.
I'm retracting my pronouncements,
In some very timely upcoming Announcements.

Making money,seems to thrill me,
Please don't hurt me, please don't kill me.
If I fail you, with my teasers,
I'll just keep on putting charges on your VISAs.

Chorus:
Pay me off, don't start communion,
Pay me off, don't form a Union.
Don't read AZ Billiards,
Or, I might, be caught in my own lies.

Thanks for playing, thanks for paying,
Now just hear what, I've been saying.
Take my offer, not what's due ya,
Or just grin and smile and like it while I screw ya.

Wait a minute, phones are ringing,
Now I'm dancing, now I'm singing.
Take my offer, forget the bigtime,
And I'll disregard the lawyers and the jail time.

The IPT, has now run it's course,
Please stop beating, on this dead horse.
Thought I'd try it, didn't work though,
This debacle, brought to you by Kevin Trudeau.


Doug
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.Original words & music: http://www.musiclegacy.com/Pages/hellomudda.htm OR
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/granada.htm
 
Yeah, how disappointing. Although not related, I worked for a webmaster affiliate company who offered webmasters outrageous payouts, and showed much promise in the begining, with no solid foundation however, it proved that faulty, or even in some cases controversial.

I do have a feeling for both the players involved and the staff of the IPT.
As for the players, you all have played with your 100%, but only getting rewarded for 1/3 of it.

As for IPT, I know that creating a new tour/organization can be very exciting, but it i think it is important to keep a level business model, it maybe different or yet radical (which I am still excited for the IPT). I feel very sorry for the IPT, but you guys should honor what u guys created. If u truly are seeking the personal interests of a pool player, honor their payment. For I believe, they are seeking the IPT's personal interest. If not, it's your fault for not bringing it up. For me, it's very much like looking for a job, I want to know if the company will seek my personal interests, as I will seek the company's personal interest both off and on the clock.

Just my 2cents.... (btw, is there a 2cent smiley on this board?!)
 
Doug,

That is very funny. Of course, I don't have any money invested either and feel very badly for those that have cash owed to them. What a sad story this is turning out to be. I had high hopes for the players and the fans for a long time, my tune is starting to sour.. I still hope that it works out but feel it would take a miracle at this juncture..
 
I think

you may have hit on a new advocation, a satirical song writer .... lol It seems to fit you ...
 
Impressive! Too bad it's taking the demise of the IPT to reveal the latent talent, creativity, and genius on this board.
 
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