No you won't.......

ChopStick

ChopStick

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Down at the pool hall where I regularly practice there are a couple of very nice, attractive and dedicated women players. Both of them play the guys one pocket and put forward a decent entry level game. Nevertheless they both practice hard and play their best. I respect that. Last night one of them was practicing off the end of my table.

She tried to shoot a twice straight back which ended on the center diamond of the short rail. She sighed and said, to no one in particular, "some day I'll make it" to which I exclaimed as I was walking by "No you won't. There's no hole there." :D

That is the secret after all. See that green stuff. That's rail. Stop shooting at that. Shoot at the holes. :D
 
ChopStick said:
Down at the pool hall where I regularly practice there are a couple of very nice, attractive and dedicated women players. Both of them play the guys one pocket and put forward a decent entry level game. Nevertheless they both practice hard and play their best. I respect that. Last night one of them was practicing off the end of my table.

She tried to shoot a twice straight back which ended on the center diamond of the short rail. She sighed and said, to no one in particular, "some day I'll make it" to which I exclaimed as I was walking by "No you won't. There's no hole there." :D

That is the secret after all. See that green stuff. That's rail. Stop shooting at that. Shoot at the holes. :D
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Lololol. But boy, if they look good they sure can make great beer girls!!!
 
I had the same problem when I was first learning to give elephant enemas, but I digress.
I think it's great that they're playing One Pocket. I wish we had some ladies here, that would. The old farts I've been playing with, lo these many years, are starting to look like "who did it, what for, don't do it no more." :smile:
 
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