As the director of this years Drivermaker Memorial Holiday Tournament (and woof-fest), it is my pleasure to officially open the tournament today. I was going to go into a long screed (as I did last year) questioning the integrity, fortitude, and gender designations of all the forum members who were TOO SCARED to participate; but I think Breakup did a much better job, so here is his take on participation in the tournament"
In the defense of the nearly 2900 members that did not participate in the Drivermaker Holiday Invitational last year,it was understandable. It was an undertaking that required at the minimum …guts, backbone, heart and cajones to participate. As we all know this planet is infested with gutless wonders that are powerless to step up and walk the talk, that all too common condition becomes painfully apparent when a defining moment presents itself. The Drivermaker Holiday Invitational is such a moment. For those of you that did not participate last season, you have lived with the shame, hopefully the offending condition that prevented participation last year has cleared up and redemption is near …all that needs to be done is step up and rumble with the AZ elite in The Drivermaker Holiday Invitational. For those of you that did not get that much needed spine transplant or the cahone donor failed to came through and you don’t play again this year it’s understandable …the world is full of spineless, gutless, no heart blowhards. You won’t be in good company but there will be lots of it.
For those of you that have what it takes to answer the bell.
Let’s get ready to RUMBLE!!!
Remember there is a prize for the winner from Drivermaker himself (though he may not exactly be aware of this yet).
First prize = $50,000 cash, 2005 Corvette convertible, and all-expense paid trip to Bermuda.
Would you believe $10,000, a Volkswagen beetle, and bus fare to Atlanta??
Would you believe a free postage stamp, a Hot wheels Corvette, and directions to the bus station??
That is all, now good luck to the participants, who, by virtue of their participation ensure their inclusion in the pantheon of pool fanatics with courage, fortitude, and love for the game. To all the gutless wonders who are not participating - GET YOUR ASS OFF THIS SUB-FORUM; come back after your spine transplant.
P.S. - Remember that participation in this tournament is NOT optional. All AZB members are absolutely REQUIRED to participate (unless of course they want to be lumped into the official Breakup "gutless wonder" category). We ABSOLUTELY DO NOT want to hear about wife, job, kids, incarceration, exile, amputation, major neurosurgical procedure, car accident, or your dog pissing on your table. When you attempt these kinds of excuses, all we hear is, "Blah, blah, blah, I'm a loser." Realize we WILL ALL ASSUME THE WORST about anyone failing to participate. Just a fact Jack.
In the defense of the nearly 2900 members that did not participate in the Drivermaker Holiday Invitational last year,it was understandable. It was an undertaking that required at the minimum …guts, backbone, heart and cajones to participate. As we all know this planet is infested with gutless wonders that are powerless to step up and walk the talk, that all too common condition becomes painfully apparent when a defining moment presents itself. The Drivermaker Holiday Invitational is such a moment. For those of you that did not participate last season, you have lived with the shame, hopefully the offending condition that prevented participation last year has cleared up and redemption is near …all that needs to be done is step up and rumble with the AZ elite in The Drivermaker Holiday Invitational. For those of you that did not get that much needed spine transplant or the cahone donor failed to came through and you don’t play again this year it’s understandable …the world is full of spineless, gutless, no heart blowhards. You won’t be in good company but there will be lots of it.
For those of you that have what it takes to answer the bell.
Let’s get ready to RUMBLE!!!
Remember there is a prize for the winner from Drivermaker himself (though he may not exactly be aware of this yet).
First prize = $50,000 cash, 2005 Corvette convertible, and all-expense paid trip to Bermuda.
Would you believe $10,000, a Volkswagen beetle, and bus fare to Atlanta??
Would you believe a free postage stamp, a Hot wheels Corvette, and directions to the bus station??
That is all, now good luck to the participants, who, by virtue of their participation ensure their inclusion in the pantheon of pool fanatics with courage, fortitude, and love for the game. To all the gutless wonders who are not participating - GET YOUR ASS OFF THIS SUB-FORUM; come back after your spine transplant.
P.S. - Remember that participation in this tournament is NOT optional. All AZB members are absolutely REQUIRED to participate (unless of course they want to be lumped into the official Breakup "gutless wonder" category). We ABSOLUTELY DO NOT want to hear about wife, job, kids, incarceration, exile, amputation, major neurosurgical procedure, car accident, or your dog pissing on your table. When you attempt these kinds of excuses, all we hear is, "Blah, blah, blah, I'm a loser." Realize we WILL ALL ASSUME THE WORST about anyone failing to participate. Just a fact Jack.
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