Ok, what do you think of this?

[DaveK]

Simple solution, just specify you need shipment
during the 10 -12 days in July when the temp stays above freezing.

I'm counting the days Dale, believe me !

You did kick a few more of the brain cells into action.
Upon further reflection, it woud probably be more practical
to fashion this Rube Goldberg trophy winner on a simple
round shank of however soft a metal one prefers
and mount in it in an MT End Mill holder

Glenns issue is the scarcity of center distance (a 36" lathe). The offset center must be shallow. An endmill holder takes a couple of extra inches, about the same as a boring head which takes up too much space. But now that you've got ME thinking, you may be able to start with a MT3 collet to hold the center, it would save making/modifying an Morse Taper.

Dave, doesn't do Rube Goldberg machines, no Scottish folks with a farm background does, it's a bored-city-folk thing