He's a royal pain in the ass. You had him first... please take him back.
Please take DM back...?
- Thread starter The Hamster
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David ~ This post does not make any sense. What are you talking about?
Eydie Romano said:
Lol... maybe not to you.
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Hamster do a Poll, and see what everyone think. Then submit your Poll Results to Boss Mike, aka AZHousePro for his considerartion. LOL LOL LOL
Koop said:Spit it out or I'll actually publish that kids book I posted a while back"Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games"
Lol... 'weasel' - it's Pop goes the Weasel.
I WAS going to explain, but... like the NY pizza maker in a local President's Choice commercial "I don't take well to threats". (grin).
Eydie Romano said:
Hey... I resemble that remark. I'm a non-smoker - never smoked in my life (well, I tried a cigar in the air-raid shelters behind the school once but I turned green and threw up).
hey, I work in an asylum and we just happen to have an extra room. DM PM me...LOL...Oh, I forgot, he can't...NewGuy said:I understand him completely... but then again, I'm insane!
The Hamster said:
Hi Dave!!! Hey.. got a joke for you...
How do you have fun with a dead hamster?
Tie its tail to the exercise wheel and give it a spin.
Here's another one!!!
A man brings his hamster to the vet's office and lays the hamster on the
examining room table. The vet looks at the hamster and says: "I'm sorry sir,
your hamster is dead."
Not at all happy with the vet's diagnosis, the man demands, "I want a second
opinion!"
The vet whistles and in comes a Labrador Retriever. The lab sniffs the
hamster for a minute, looks up, and shakes it's head. "The lab says your
hamster is dead." replies the vet.
"I want a third opinion!" The man demands. So the vet opens the back door
and in bounds a cat, who jumps on the table. The cat looks the hamster up
and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. The vet
responds: "Your hamster is definitely dead, sir."
"All right what do I owe you?" The man asks, finally satisfied with the
diagnosis.
"That will be $650, please." The vet replies.
"WHAT?? $650 just to tell me my hamster's dead????"
"Well sir, it would have only cost you 50 dollars for my diagnosis. However
the other $600 was because you insisted on having the cat scan and the lab
test."
ok ok ok - they were silly and stupid jokes - get over it.
PS: Lots of people here at Az are missing Billy terribly. Give my regards to your Fuhrer!!!
