I agree with the part about a celebrity charity tournament. Brad Pitt and SVB vs. Johnny Archer and Justin Bieber. People make huge donations to charity all the time...it's just that this time there's a competition involved.
Problem is that celebrities are so busy that none have the time to develop a half-way decent pool game; and they don't want to embarrass themselves.
OK, seriously, why is it that everyone assumes that because they enjoy something (like pool), that everyone else is going to enjoy it or give one single flying f*ck about promoting it???
Pool promoter= PP
Brad Pitt= BP
Justin Beiber= JB
PP- Hello Mr. Pitt, please come play a pool exhibition with Justin Bieber and some pool pros you have never heard of so we can promote the game of pool.
BP- Why would I want my name and image associated with pool?
PP- Because pool is cool.
BP- Hhmmm, tempting, but I think I may be better of doing something that actually goes towards helping a cause or supporting something I actually like doing.
PP- But pool is cool and we really need some big celebrity name to get pool going again!
BP- So me playing in this exhibition is going to do what?
PP- It is going to attract attention and new players to this great game I love which would be super sweet!
BP- Pairing me and Justin Bieber up with pool pros so everyone can see how bad we look compared to our partner, but at the same time watch the pro play are really not be all that impressed because pool is not exciting to watch is going to make pool more popular?
PP- Ya know, f*ck you Brad Pitt, this isn't Mission Impossible 7 buddy. How about you Justin Bieber?
JB- Yeah, that sounds cool and all, but I am worried about being associated with that kind of image.
PP- I am trying to clean up the image! Plus the calcutta will be huge! And hey, don't worry if someone trying to get you to dump, there is not a lot of money in pool right now so it is OK for the pros to do whatever they need to do to get by.