Pool cue as hand luggage

Here you go.

Person, "I just want to take my pool cue on the flight with me".

TSA Agent, "Sir, there isn't a pool table in coach, you would have needed to buy a ticket in First Class."

Person, "Can I upgrade?"

TSA Agent, "It's too late now. I have to throw your pool cue away. Too bad you didn't bring your balls with you." (HaHa TSA joke)
:thumbup:

JK
 
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